husband was met walking up the High Street, loaded
with his guns and fishing-rods, and replied calmly
to some one that inquired after his wife, “that
the poor woman was trying to save a parcel of crockery,
and some trumpery books;” the last being those
which served her to conduct the business of the house.
There were many elderly gentlemen in the author’s
younger days, who still held it part of the amusement
of a journey “to parley with mine host,”
who often resembled, in his quaint humour, mine Host
of the Garter, in the Merry Wives of Windsor; or Blague
of the George, in the Merry Devil of Edmonton.
Sometimes the landlady took her share of entertaining
the company. In either case, the omitting to pay
them due attention gave displeasure, and perhaps brought
down a smart jest, as on the following occasion:—A
jolly dame who, not “sixty years since,”
kept the principal caravansary at Greenlaw, in Berwickshire,
had the honour to receive under her roof a very worthy
clergyman, with three sons of the same profession,
each having a cure of souls; be it said in passing,
none of the reverend party were reckoned powerful in
the pulpit. After dinner was over, the worthy
senior, in the pride of his heart, asked Mrs. Buchan
whether she ever had had such a party in her house
before. “Here sit I,” he said, “a
placed minister of the kirk of Scotland, and here
sit my three sons, each a placed minister of the same
kirk.—Confess, Luckie Buchan, you never
had such a party in your house before.”
The question was not premised by any invitation to
sit down and take a glass of wine or the like, so
Mrs. B. answered drily, “Indeed, sir, I cannot
just say that ever I had such a party in my house before,
except once in the forty-five, when I had a Highland
piper here, with his three sons, all Highland pipers;
and deil a spring they could play amang them!”—Notes
to the New Edition of the Waverley Novels.
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CATCHING TIGERS.
In some parts of South America, a great many tigers
are caught with the lasso by the Indian and Creole
inhabitants for the sake of their skins. They
are also sometimes entrapped in the following manner:
a large chest, or wooden frame, is made, supported
upon four wheels, and is dragged by oxen to a place
where the traces of tigers have been discovered.
In the furthest corner of the chest is put a putrid
piece of flesh, by way of bait, which is no sooner
laid hold of by the tiger than the door of the trap
falls; he is killed by a musket ball, or a spear thrust
through the crevices of the planks.—Memoirs
of General Miller.
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ODE.
(From the Persian.)
The joys of love and youth be mine,
The cheerful glass, the ruby wine,
The social feast, the merry friend,
And brimming goblets without end.
The maid whose lips all sweets contain,
The minstrel with bewitching strain,
And, by my side, the merry soul
Who briskly circulates the bowl!