sir, you’re in luck. You know the Lion,
our King: well, he’s at the point of death,
and has appointed you his successor to rule over the
beasts. I hope you won’t forget that I was
the first to bring you the good news. And now
I must be going back to him; and, if you take my advice,
you’ll come too and be with him at the last.”
The Stag was highly flattered, and followed the Fox
to the Lion’s den, suspecting nothing.
No sooner had he got inside than the Lion sprang upon
him, but he misjudged his spring, and the Stag got
away with only his ears torn, and returned as fast
as he could to the shelter of the wood. The Fox
was much mortified, and the Lion, too, was dreadfully
disappointed, for he was getting very hungry in spite
of his illness. So he begged the Fox to have another
try at coaxing the Stag to his den. “It’ll
be almost impossible this time,” said the Fox,
“but I’ll try”; and off he went to
the wood a second time, and found the Stag resting
and trying to recover from his fright. As soon
as he saw the Fox he cried, “You scoundrel, what
do you mean by trying to lure me to my death like
that? Take yourself off, or I’ll do you
to death with my horns.” But the Fox was
entirely shameless. “What a coward you
were,” said he; “surely you didn’t
think the Lion meant any harm? Why, he was only
going to whisper some royal secrets into your ear
when you went off like a scared rabbit. You have
rather disgusted him, and I’m not sure he won’t
make the wolf King instead, unless you come back at
once and show you’ve got some spirit. I
promise you he won’t hurt you, and I will be
your faithful servant.” The Stag was foolish
enough to be persuaded to return, and this time the
Lion made no mistake, but overpowered him, and feasted
right royally upon his carcase. The Fox, meanwhile,
watched his chance and, when the Lion wasn’t
looking, filched away the brains to reward him for
his trouble. Presently the Lion began searching
for them, of course without success: and the
Fox, who was watching him, said, “I don’t
think it’s much use your looking for the brains:
a creature who twice walked into a Lion’s den
can’t have got any.”
THE MAN WHO LOST HIS SPADE
A Man was engaged in digging over his vineyard, and
one day on coming to work he missed his Spade.
Thinking it may have been stolen by one of his labourers,
he questioned them closely, but they one and all denied
any knowledge of it. He was not convinced by their
denials, and insisted that they should all go to the
town and take oath in a temple that they were not
guilty of the theft. This was because he had no
great opinion of the simple country deities, but thought
that the thief would not pass undetected by the shrewder
gods of the town. When they got inside the gates
the first thing they heard was the town crier proclaiming
a reward for information about a thief who had stolen
something from the city temple. “Well,”
said the Man to himself, “it strikes me I had
better go back home again. If these town gods
can’t detect the thieves who steal from their
own temples, it’s scarcely likely they can tell
me who stole my Spade.”