the dog Trelawney after the seagulls. Everything
was so clear that we could see the little rare island
that keeps itself to itself on our horizon. I
don’t know its name; they say it bears a town
and a post-office and a parson, but I don’t think
this is true. I think that island is an intermittent
dream of ours. When you get beyond the village,
the cliff leaves off indulging in coves and harbours
and such frivolities, and decides to look upon itself
seriously as a giant wall against a giant sea.
Only it occasionally defeats its own object, because
it stands up so straight that the sea finds it easier
to knock down. On a point of cliff there was
a Lorelei seagull standing, with its eye on Trelawney.
It had pale eyes, and a red drop on its beak.
And Trelawney, being a man-dog, did what the seagull
meant him to do. He ran for it, he ran too far,
and fell over the edge. Well, this is not a tragic
incident, only an exciting one. Trelawney fell
on to a ledge about ten foot below the top of the
cliff, and sat there in perfect safety, shrieking
for help. My Friend said: “This is
a case of ’Bite my teeth and Go.’”
It is a saying in this family, dating from the Spartan
childhood of my Friend, that everything is possible
to one who bites his teeth and goes. The less
you like it, the harder you bite your teeth, and it
certainly helps. My Friend said: “If
we never meet again, remember to catch and hang that
seagull for wilful murder. It would look rather
nice stuffed in the hall.” The cliff overhangs
rather just there, and when he got over the edge,
not being a fly or used to walking upside down, he
missed his footing. We heard a yelp from Trelawney.
But the seagull’s conscience is still free of
murder, my Friend only fell on to Trelawney’s
ledge. So it was all right, and we ate our hard-boiled
eggs on the scene of the incident.
“I remember—” said Mr. Russell.
“That letter,” said Anonyma, “ought
to help us a bit.”
She was quite bright, because Kew had conveyed to
her the hope that the plot for the rescue of the Family
was doing well. Cousin Gustus also, with no traces
of a headache except a faint smell of Eau-de-Cologne,
had come down hopefully to breakfast.
“Obviously the North coast of Cornwall,”
said Mrs. Russell. “The village might be
Boscastle, and the island is surely Lundy....
Such an intensely funny name, Lundy, isn’t it?
Ha-ha! For some reason it amuses me more and
more every time I hear it. It reminds me of learning
geography with the taste of ink and bitten pen in
my mouth. I used to catch my sister’s eye—just
as I’m catching yours now—and laugh
ever so much, over Lundy. I used to be a terror
to my governesses.”
“I’m very much afraid that I can’t
spare much more time for the motor tour,” said
Mr. Russell, and Anonyma was so anxious for the first
signs of rescue that she actually let him speak.
“Business in London. I dare say I could
get you to Cornwall within the next few days, but some
time this week I must get back to town.”