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It has been discovered that the new Education Act, which prohibits boys under twelve being worked for more than two hours on Sunday, may apply to choir-boys.  A Commission, we understand, is to be called upon to decide finally whether they are really boys or just little demons.

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A man who applied to the Bloomsbury County Court for relief against an eviction order stated that he could find no other suitable house, as he had nine children under fourteen years of age.  His residential problem remains unsolved, but we understand, with regard to the other difficulty, that the Board of Works has offered to sell him a card index at considerably below cost.

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“Bridegrooms,” says a contemporary, “are discovering that weddings cost more.”  The growing practice among fathers-in-law of delivering their daughters “free at rail,” instead of, as formerly, “from house to house,” may have something to do with it.

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“Ramsgate,” says The Daily Mail, “is racing Margate in Thanet’s reconstruction.”  At present Margate still claims to lead by one nigger and two winkle-barrows.

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The Colorado Legislature has passed a resolution in favour of Irish independence.  The remark attributed to Mr. A.J.  Balfour, that he always thought Colorado was the name of a twopenny cigar, has failed to make the situation easier.

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“A pupil at a West London ‘out-of-work’ school,” says a news item, “daily attends his studies in an opera-hat.”  On being informed of this fact, Sir Thomas Beecham is reported to have expressed the opinion that its significance was obvious.

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President Wilson, it is announced, hopes to visit Scotland shortly for some golf.  He believes that some adjustment of the dispute as to the respective merits of the running-up and pitch-and-stop methods of approach should be embodied in the Peace terms if international harmony is to be really secured.

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Primroses and crocuses are blooming in North London.  Pending an official announcement by The Daily Mail people are requested to accept this as a preliminary Spring.

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Concrete ships, says a Government official, can be made in moulds.  But of course you must not forget to grease the tin.

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A Sinn Feiner, arriving home in Crossgar, Co.  Down, last week, had a very hearty welcome.  Thirteen spectators and seven policemen were injured.

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Many members of the Bar are greatly afraid that some learned judge will ask, “What is the Jazz-step?” before the question has really been settled by the dancers themselves.

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The young lady who, on receiving a proposal of marriage over the telephone last week, replied, “Yes, who’s speaking?” turns out to be an ex-typist recently demobilised from the Air Ministry.