Sniggers:
Toffy, Toffy, I’ve always treated you fair, Toffy. I was always one to say, Give Toffy a chance. Take back my share, Toffy.
The Toff:
What’s the matter? What are you driving at?
Sniggers:
Take it back, Toffy.
The Toff:
Answer me; what are you up to?
Sniggers:
I don’t want my share any more.
Bill:
Have you seen the police?
[Albert pulls out his knife.]
The Toff:
No, no knives, Albert.
Albert:
What then?
The Toff:
The honest truth in open court, barring the ruby. We were attacked.
Sniggers:
There’s no police.
The Toff:
Well, then, what’s the matter?
Bill:
Out with it.
Sniggers:
I swear to God...
Albert:
Well?
The Toff:
Don’t interrupt.
Sniggers:
I swear I saw something what I didn’t like.
The Toff:
What you didn’t like?
Sniggers: [In tears.]
O Toffy, Toffy, take it back. Take my share. Say you take it.
The Toff:
What has he seen?
[Dead silence only broken
by Sniggers’ sobs. Then stony steps
are heard.]
[Enter a hideous Idol.
It is blind and gropes its way. It gropes
its way to the ruby and picks
it up and screws it into a socket
in the forehead.]
[Sniggers still weeps softly;
the rest stare in horror. The Idol
steps out, not groping.
Its steps move off then stops.]
The Toff:
O great heavens!
Albert: [In a childish, plaintive voice.]
What is it, Toffy?
Bill:
Albert, it is that obscene idol [in a whisper] come from India.
Albert:
It is gone.
Bill:
It has taken its eye.
Sniggers:
We are saved.
Off, a Voice: [With outlandish accent.]
Meestaire William Jones, Able Seaman.
[The Toff has never spoken,
never moved. He only gazes stupidly
in horror.]
Bill:
Albert, Albert, what is this?
[He rises and walks out.
One moan is heard. Sniggers goes to
window. He falls back
sickly.]
Albert: [In a whisper.]
What has happened?
Sniggers:
I have seen it. I have seen it. O I have seen it. [He returns to table.]
The Toff: [Laying his hand very gently on Sniggers’ arm, speaking softly and winningly.]
What was it, Sniggers?
Sniggers:
I have seen it.
Albert:
What?
Sniggers:
O.
Voice: