Plays of Gods and Men eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 82 pages of information about Plays of Gods and Men.

Plays of Gods and Men eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 82 pages of information about Plays of Gods and Men.

Sniggers: 

Toffy, Toffy, I’ve always treated you fair, Toffy.  I was always one to say, Give Toffy a chance.  Take back my share, Toffy.

The Toff: 

What’s the matter?  What are you driving at?

Sniggers: 

Take it back, Toffy.

The Toff: 

Answer me; what are you up to?

Sniggers: 

I don’t want my share any more.

Bill: 

Have you seen the police?

    [Albert pulls out his knife.]

The Toff: 

No, no knives, Albert.

Albert: 

What then?

The Toff: 

The honest truth in open court, barring the ruby.  We were attacked.

Sniggers: 

There’s no police.

The Toff: 

Well, then, what’s the matter?

Bill: 

Out with it.

Sniggers: 

I swear to God...

Albert: 

Well?

The Toff: 

Don’t interrupt.

Sniggers: 

I swear I saw something what I didn’t like.

The Toff: 

What you didn’t like?

Sniggers:  [In tears.]

O Toffy, Toffy, take it back.  Take my share.  Say you take it.

The Toff: 

What has he seen?

    [Dead silence only broken by Sniggers’ sobs.  Then stony steps
    are heard.]

    [Enter a hideous Idol.  It is blind and gropes its way.  It gropes
    its way to the ruby and picks it up and screws it into a socket
    in the forehead.]

    [Sniggers still weeps softly; the rest stare in horror.  The Idol
    steps out, not groping.  Its steps move off then stops.]

The Toff: 

O great heavens!

Albert:  [In a childish, plaintive voice.]

What is it, Toffy?

Bill: 

Albert, it is that obscene idol [in a whisper] come from India.

Albert: 

It is gone.

Bill: 

It has taken its eye.

Sniggers: 

We are saved.

Off, a Voice:  [With outlandish accent.]

Meestaire William Jones, Able Seaman.

    [The Toff has never spoken, never moved.  He only gazes stupidly
    in horror.]

Bill: 

Albert, Albert, what is this?

    [He rises and walks out.  One moan is heard.  Sniggers goes to
    window.  He falls back sickly.]

Albert:  [In a whisper.]

What has happened?

Sniggers: 

I have seen it.  I have seen it.  O I have seen it. [He returns to table.]

The Toff:  [Laying his hand very gently on Sniggers’ arm, speaking softly and winningly.]

What was it, Sniggers?

Sniggers: 

I have seen it.

Albert: 

What?

Sniggers: 

O.

Voice: 

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