in the most celebrated seat of science and literature
in the south, the University of Virginia, the professors
were attacked by more than seventy armed students,
and, in the words of a Virginia paper, were obliged
’to conceal themselves from their fury;’
also that almost all the riots and violence that occur
in northern colleges, are produced by the turbulence
and lawless passions of southern students. That
such are the furious passions of slaveholders, no
considerations of personal respect, none for the proprieties
of life, none for the honor of our national legislature,
none for the character of our country abroad, can restrain
the slaveholding members of Congress from the most
disgraceful personal encounters on the floor of our
nation’s legislature—smiting their
fists in each other’s faces, throttling and even
kicking and trying to
gouge each other—that
during the session of the Congress just closed, no
less than six slaveholders, taking fire at words spoken
in debate, have either rushed at each other’s
throats, or kicked, or struck, or attempted to knock
each other down; and that in all these instances,
they would doubtless have killed each other, if their
friends had not separated them. Further, they
know full well, these were not insignificant, vulgar
blackguards, elected because they were the head bullies
and bottle-holders in a boxing ring, or because their
constituents went drunk to the ballot box; but they
were some of the most conspicuous members of the House—one
of them a former speaker.
Our newspapers are full of these and similar daily
occurrences among slaveholders, copied verbatim from
their own accounts of them in their own papers and
all this we fully credit; no man is simpleton enough
to cry out ’Oh, I can’t believe that slaveholders
do such things;’—and yet when we
turn to the treatment which these men mete out to their
slaves, and show that they are in the habitual
practice of striking, kicking, knocking down and shooting
them as well as each other—the look
of blank incredulity that comes over northern dough-faces,
is a study for a painter: and then the sentimental
outcry, with eyes and hands uplifted, ’Oh, indeed,
I can’t believe the slaveholders are so cruel
to their slaves.’ Most amiable and touching
charity! Truly, of all Yankee notions and free
state products, there is nothing like a ’dough
face’—the great northern staple
for the southern market—’made to
order,’ in any quantity, and always on hand.
’Dough faces!’ Thanks to a slaveholder’s
contempt for the name, with its immortality of truth,
infamy and scorn.[19]
[Footnote 19: “Doe face,”
which owes its paternity to John Randolph, age has
mellowed into “dough face”—a
cognomen quite as expressive and appropriate, if not
as classical.]