Henceforth retire, reduce your roving
airs,
Haunt less the plays, and more the public
prayers,
Reject the Mechlin head, and gold brocade,
Go pray, in sober Norwich crape array’d.
Thy pendant diamonds let thy Fanny take,
Their trembling lustre shows how much
you shake;
Or bid her wear thy necklace row’d
with pearl,
You’ll find your Fanny an obedient
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So, for the rest, with less incumbrance
hung,
You walk through life, unmingled with
the young;
And view the shade and substance as you
pass
With joint endeavour trifling at the glass,
Or Folly dress’d, and rambling all
her days,
To meet her counterpart, and grow by praise:
Yet still sedate yourself, and gravely
plain,
You neither fret, nor envy at the vain.
’Twas thus, if man with woman
we compare,
The wise Athenian cross’d a glittering
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Unmoved by tongues and sights, he walk’d
the place,
Through tape, toys, tinsel, gimp, perfume,
and lace;
Then bends from Mars’s hill his
awful eyes,
And ‘What a world I never want!’
he cries;
But cries unheard: for Folly will
be free.
So parts the buzzing gaudy crowd, and
he:
As careless he for them, as they for him;
He wrapt in wisdom, and they whirl’d
by whim
* * * * *
THE BOOK-WORM.
Come hither, boy, we’ll hunt to-day
The book-worm, ravening beast of prey!
Produced by parent Earth, at odds
(As Fame reports it) with the gods.
Him frantic Hunger wildly drives
Against a thousand authors’ lives:
Through all the fields of Wit he flies;
Dreadful his head with clustering eyes,
With horns without, and tusks within,
And scales to serve him for a skin.
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Observe him nearly, lest he climb
To wound the bards of ancient time,
Or down the vale of Fancy go,
To tear some modern wretch below:
On every corner fix thine eye,
Or, ten to one, he slips thee by.
See where his teeth a passage eat:
We’ll rouse him from the deep retreat.
But who the shelter’s forced to
give?
’Tis sacred Virgil, as I live!
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From leaf to leaf, from song to song,
He draws the tadpole form along,
He mounts the gilded edge before,
He’s up, he scuds the cover o’er,
He turns, he doubles, there he pass’d,
And here we have him, caught at last.
Insatiate brute, whose teeth abuse
The sweetest servants of the Muse!
—Nay, never offer to deny,
I took thee in the act to fly—
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His roses nipp’d in every page,
My poor Anacreon mourns thy rage.
By thee my Ovid wounded lies;
By thee my Lesbia’s sparrow dies:
Thy rabid teeth have half destroy’d
The work of love in Biddy Floyd;
They rent Belinda’s locks away,
And spoil’d the Blouzelind of Gay.
For all, for every single deed,
Relentless Justice bids thee bleed.
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Then fall a victim to the Nine,
Myself the priest, my desk the shrine.