own loathsomeness? During this tour he seems to
have been constantly exposed to the insults of the
vile and the vulgar, and to have associated with persons
whose company must have been most odious to a Gentleman.
Greasy Tallow-chandlers, and pursey Woollen-drapers,
and grim-featured dealers in Hard-ware, were his associates
at Manchester, Derby, Nottingham, and Sheffield; and
among them the light of truth was to be shed from
its cloudy tabernacle in Mr. Coleridge’s Pericranium.
At the house of a “Brummagem Patriot”
he appears to have got dead drunk with strong ale
and tobacco, and in that pitiable condition he was
exposed to his disciples, lying upon a sofa, “with
my face like a wall that is white-washing, deathly
pale, and with the cold drops of perspiration running
down it from my forehead.” Some one having
said, “Have you seen a paper to-day, Mr. Coleridge?”
the wretched man replied, with all the staring stupidity
of his lamentable condition, “Sir! I am
far from convinced that a Christian is permitted to
read either newspapers, or any other works of merely
political and temporary interest.” This
witticism quite enchanted his enlightened auditors,
and they prolonged their festivities to an “early
hour next morning.” Having returned to
London with a thousand subscribers on his list, the
“Watchman” appeared in all his glory; but,
alas! not on the day fixed for the first burst of
his effulgence; which foolish delay incensed many
of his subscribers. The Watchman, on his second
appearance, spoke blasphemously, and made indecent
applications of Scriptural language; then, instead
of abusing Government and Aristocrats, as Mr. Coleridge
had pledged himself to his constituents to do, he attacked
his own Party; so that in seven weeks, before the
shoes were old in which he travelled to Sheffield,
the Watchman went the way of all flesh, and his remains
were scattered “through sundry old iron shops,”
where for one penny could be purchased each precious
relic. To crown all, “his London Publisher
was a ——“; and Mr. Coleridge
very narrowly escaped being thrown into jail for this
his heroic attempt to shed over the manufacturing
towns the illumination of knowledge. We refrain
from making any comments on this deplorable story.
This Philosopher, and Theologian, and Patriot, now
retired to a village in Somersetshire, and, after
having sought to enlighten the whole world, discovered
that he himself was in utter darkness.
Doubts rushed in, broke upon me from the fountains of the great deep, and fell from the windows of heaven. The fontal truths of natural Religion, and the book of Revelation, alike contributed to the flood; and it was long ere my Ark touched upon Ararat, and rested. My head was with Spinoza, though my heart was with Paul and John....
We have no room here to expose, as it deserves to be exposed, the multitudinous political inconsistence of Mr. Coleridge, but we beg leave to state one single fact: He abhorred, hated, and despised Mr. Pitt,—