woman, who made small well-considered speeches on
peculiar occasions, repeating them afterwards to her
husband, and asking him if she had not spoken very
properly”; and of her we see but little.
But of the eldest of the four, Mrs. Glegg, we see
so much that we are really made quite uncomfortable
by her; for she is a very formidable person indeed,—
utterly without kindness, bullying everybody within
her reach (her husband included), holding herself
up as a model to everybody, and shaming all other
families—especially those into which she
and her sisters had married—by odious comparisons
with the Dodsons. All this we grant is very cleverly
done. The grim Mrs. Glegg and the fatuous Mrs.
Tulliver and Mrs. Pullet talk admirably in their respective
kinds; and we can quite believe that there are people
who are not unfairly represented by the Dodsons—with,
the narrow limitation of their thoughts to their own
little circle—the extravagantly high opinion
of their own vulgar family, with the corresponding
depreciation of all in and about their own rank who
do not belong to it—their perfect conviction
that their own family traditions (such as the copious
eating of salt in their broth) are the standard of
all that is good—their consecration of
all their most elevated feelings to the worship of
furniture, and clothes, and table-linen, and silver
spoons—their utter alienation from all
that, in the opinion of educated people, can make
life fit to be enjoyed. The humour of Mrs. Glegg’s
determination that no ill desert of a relation shall
interfere with the disposal of her property by will
on the most rigidly Dodsonian principles of justice,
according to the several degrees of Dodsonship, is
excellent; and so is the change in her behaviour towards
Maggie, whom, after having always bullied her, she
takes up for the sake of Dodsondom’s credit when
everybody else has turned against her....
[1] “Adam Bede,” i. 54.
The writer does not seem to be aware that the fools
and bores of a book, while they bore the other characters,
ought not to bore but to amuse the reader, and that
they will become seriously wearisome to him if there
be too much of them. Shakespeare has contented
himself with showing us his Dogberry and Verges, his
Shallow and Slender, and Silence, to such a degree
as may sufficiently display their humours; but he has
not filled whole acts with them, and, even if he had,
a five-act play is a small field for the display of
prolix foolishness as compared with a three-volume
novel. Lord Macaulay has been supposed to speak
sarcastically in saying that he “would not advise
any person who reads for amusement to venture on a
certain jeu d’esprit of Mr. Sadler’s
as long as he can procure a volume of the Statutes
at Large";[1] but we are afraid that we should not
be believed if we were to mention the books to which
we have had recourse by way of occasional relief
from the task of perusing “George Eliot’s”
tales.