Miles Wallingford eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 608 pages of information about Miles Wallingford.

Miles Wallingford eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 608 pages of information about Miles Wallingford.
would you believe it, the dear old soul never saw a market and is dying to visit one, and so I shall take her to see the Bear first, and the Oswego next, and the Fly last, though she cries out ag’in a market that is much visited by flies.  Then I must introduce her to one of the Dutch churches;—­after that ’t will go hard with me, but I get the dear soul into the theatre; and they tell me there is a lion, up town, that will roar as loud as a bull. That she must see, of course.”

“And when your mother has seen all these sights, what will she have to show you?”

“The tombstone on which I was laid out, as a body might say, at five weeks old.  She tells me they traced the stone, out of feelin’ like, and followed it up until they fairly found it, set down as the head-stone of an elderly single lady, with a most pious and edifying inscription on it.  Mother says it contains a whole varse from the bible!  That stone may yet stand me in hand, for anything I know to the contrary, Miles.”

I congratulated my mate on this important discovery, and inquired the particulars of the affair with the old usurer; in what manner the money was received, and by what process the place had been so securely “moored, head and starn, in the family.”

“It was all plain sailing when a fellow got on the right course,” Marble answered.  “Do you know, Miles, that they call paying off one of your heavy loads on land, ‘lifting the mortgage;’ and a lift it is, I can tell you, when a man has no money to do it with.  The true way to get out of debt is to ’arn money; I’ve found that much out since I found my mother; and, the cash in hand, all you have to do is to hand it over.  Old Van Tassel was civil enough when he saw the bag of dollars, and was full of fine speeches.  He didn’t wish to distress the ’worthy Mrs. Wetmore, not he; and she was welcome to keep the money as long as she pleased, provided the interest was punctually paid;’ but I’d have none of his soft words, and laid down the Spaniards, and told him to count them.  I ’lifted his encumbrance,’ as they call’d it, as easily as if it had been a pillow of fresh feathers, and walked off with that bit of paper in my hands, with the names tore off it, and satisfaction give me, as my lawyer said.  This law is droll business, Miles; if money is paid, they give you satisfaction, just as gentlemen call on each other, you know, when a little cross.  But, whatever you do, never put your hand and seal to a mortgage; for land under such a curse is as likely to slide one way as the other.  Clawbonny is an older place than Willow Cove, even; and both are too venerable and venerated to be mortgaged.”

The advice came too late.  Clawbonny was mortgaged already, and I confess to several new and violent twinges, as I recalled the fact, while Marble was telling his story.  Still I could not liken my kinsman, plain-talking, warm-hearted, family-loving, John Wallingford, to such a griping usurer as Mrs. Wetmore’s persecutor.

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