in the billeting farm yard looked covered with roses.  I could have thrown a bag of confetti at the farmer’s wife—­it’s most exhilarating to think of the coming of one’s first leave.  One maps out what one will do with the time in a hundred different ways.  I was wondering how I could manage to transport my souvenirs home, as I had collected a pretty good supply by this time—­shell cases, fuse tops, clogs, and that Boche rifle I got on Christmas Day.

One morning (we had been about two days out) I got a note from the Adjutant to say I could put in my application.  I put it in all right and then sat down and hoped for the best.

My spirits were now raised to such a pitch that I again decided to ride to Nieppe—­just for fun.

I rode away down the long winding line, smiling at everything on either side—­the three-sailed windmill with the top off; the estaminet with the hole through the gable end—­all objects seemed to radiate peace and goodwill.  There was a very bright sun in the sky that day.  I rode down to the high road, and cantered along the grass at the side into Nieppe.  Just as I entered the town I met a friend riding out.  He shouted something at me.  I couldn’t hear what he said.  “What?” I yelled.

“All leave’s cancelled!”

That was enough for me.  I rode into Nieppe like an infuriated cowboy.  I went straight for the divisional headquarters, flung away the horse and dashed up into the building.  I knew one or two of the officers there.  “What’s this about leave?” I asked.  “All about to be cancelled,” was the reply.  “If you’re quick, you may get yours through, as you’ve been out here long enough, and you’re next to go.”  “What have I got to do?” I screamed.  “Go to your Colonel, and ask him to wire the Corps headquarters and ask them to let you go; only you’ll have to look sharp about it.”

He needn’t have told me that.  He had hardly finished before I was outside and making for my horse.  I got out of Nieppe as quickly as I could, and lit out for our battalion headquarters.  About four miles to go, but I lost no time about it.  “Leave cancelled!” I hissed through the triangular gap in my front tooth, as I galloped along the road; “leave cancelled!”

I should have made a good film actor that day:  “Dick Turpin’s ride to York” in two reels.  I reached the turning off the high road all right, and pursued my wild career down the lanes which led to the Colonel’s headquarters.  The road wound about in a most ridiculous way, making salients out of ploughed fields on either side.  I decided to throw all prudence to the winds, and cut across these.  My horse evidently thought this an excellent idea, for as soon as he got on the fields he was off like a trout up stream.  Most successful across the first salient, then, suddenly, I saw we were approaching a wide ditch.  Leave would be cancelled as far as I was concerned if I tried to jump that, I felt certain.  I saw a sort of a narrow bridge about fifty yards to the right.  Tried to persuade the horse to make for it.  No, he believed in the ditch idea, and put on a sprint to jump it.  Terrific battle between Dick Turpin and Black Bess!