I watched her, with my heart at my lips, as she stopped to dig up a root.  Then I went up and touched her.

“If you please, ma’am,” I began.

She started, and looked up.

“If you please, aunt.”

“Eh?” exclaimed Miss Betsey, in a tone of amazement I have never heard approached.

“If you please, aunt, I am your nephew.”

“Oh, Lord!” said my aunt.  And sat down flat in the garden-path.

“I am David Copperfield, of Blunderstone, in Suffolk—­where you came, on the night when I was born, and saw my dear mama.  I have been very unhappy since she died.  I have been slighted and taught nothing, and thrown upon myself, and put to work not fit for me.  It made me run away to you.  I was robbed at first setting out, and have walked all the way, and have never slept in a bed since I began the journey.”  Here my self-support gave way all at once, and I broke into a passion of crying.

My aunt sat on the gravel, staring at me, until I began to cry, when she got up in a great hurry, collared me, and took me into the parlour.  Her first proceeding there was to unlock a tall press, bring out several bottles, and pour some of the contents of each into my mouth.  I think they must have been taken out at random, for I am sure I tasted aniseed water, anchovy sauce, and salad dressing.  Then she put me on a sofa with a shawl under my head, and a handkerchief under my feet, lest I should soil the cover, and then, sitting down so I could not see her face, she ejaculated “Mercy on us!” at regular intervals.

After a time she rang a bell, and a grey-headed, florid old gentleman, called Mr. Dick, who had the appearance of a grown-up boy, and who lived with my aunt, appeared.  When my aunt asked his opinion about what to do with me, his advice was to wash me.

This Janet, the maid, was preparing to do, when suddenly my aunt became, in one moment, rigid with indignation, and cried out, “Janet!  Donkeys!”

Upon which, Janet came running as if the house were in flames, and darted out on a little piece of green in front, to warn off two donkeys, lady ridden, while my aunt seized the bridle of a third animal, laden with a child, led him from the sacred spot, and boxed the ears of the unlucky urchin in attendance.

To this hour I do not know whether my aunt had any lawful right of way over that patch of green, but she had settled it in her own mind that she had, and it was all the same to her.  The passage of a donkey over that spot was the one great outrage of her life.  In whatever occupation or conversation she was engaged, a donkey turned the current of her ideas, and she was upon him straight.  Jugs of water were kept in secret places ready to be discharged on the offenders, sticks were laid in ambush behind the doors; sallies were made at all hours, and incessant war prevailed, which was perhaps an agreeable excitement to the donkey boys.