Grant to be so madly anxious to close the bargain.
He did a little regret neglecting the service of his
own proper pegs, but it was now entirely too late to
walk, and he must ride, and at a good pace, too, or
lose the entire benefit of the news which the lightning
had so singularly confided to his honest hands.
The feeling with which he flung himself into that
quiet, little, economical parlor was, probably, even
more desperate than Richard’s, when he offered
his kingdom for a horse. It was, in fact, just
the feeling, of all others in the world, to prevent
a man’s getting a horse. Had he carried
it into a pasture full of horses, it would have prevented
him from catching the tamest of them. But the
good influences of the Universe, that encourage and
strengthen the noble martyrs of truth and workers
of good in their arduous labors, do sometimes also
help on villains to their bad ends. Never were
troubled waters more quickly smoothed with oil, never
were the poles of a magnet more quickly reversed,
than Chip’s rage and rancor abated after he entered
that door. Not that he relaxed his purpose at
all, or felt any essential change of his nature, but
his temper was instantly turned the right side up
for success. He was, of course, unconscious of
the cause,—for it is certainly nothing
wonderful, even in the neighborhood of Boston, to see
a neat Yankee lass, in her second or third best dress,
putting things to rights of a morning, with a snowy
handkerchief over her head, its corners drawn into
a half-knot under her sweet chin, and some little
ruddy outposts on her cheeks, ready, on the slightest
occasion, to arouse a whole army of blushes.
Laura had just given the finishing touch to her flower
culture, changed the water of her fishes, replenished
the seed-bucket of the canary, and was about leaving
the room. Almost any man would have been glad
of an excuse to speak to her. Chip could have
made an excuse, if one had not been ready-made, that
was to him very important, as well as satisfactory.
“Miss Birch, I presume?”
“Yes, Sir,” said Laura, with a curtsy,
not quite so large as those that grow in dancing schools,
but, nevertheless, very pretty.
“Well, Miss Birch,” said Chip, blandly
advancing and taking her nice little hand, half covered
with her working-mitts,—whereat the aforesaid
outposts promptly did their duty,—“or
shall I call you Miss Susan Birch?”
“No, Sir, my name is Laura,” said the
girl, shrinking a little from a contact which rather
took her by surprise.
“Oh, Laura!—that is better yet,”
proceeded Chip. “Now, Miss Laura, I have
got myself into a terrible scrape; can you help me
out of it?”
“I can’t tell, indeed, Sir, till I know
what it is,” said Laura, with a bright twinkle
of reassurance.
“Well, it is this:—I have mortally
offended your brother,—for so I take him
to be by his looks,—and I most sincerely
repent it, for he owns the only team left in Waltham.
If I cannot hire that team for an hour, I lose money
enough to buy this house twice over. I want you
to reconcile us. Will you offer my apology and
prevail on him to take this and be my coachman for
an hour?” asked Chip,—slipping a gold
eagle into her hand with the most winning expression
at his command.