Charlie shook his ’ead.  “That wouldn’t do,” he ses; “besides, I don’t know where they keep it.  No; I’ve got a better plan than that.  Come round to the Crooked Billet, so as we can talk it over in peace and quiet.”

He stood Jack three or four arf-pints afore ’e told ’im his plan, and Jack was so pleased with it that he wanted to start at once, but Charlie persuaded ’im to wait.

“And don’t you spare me, mind, out o’ friendship,” ses Charlie, “because the blacker you paint me the better I shall like it.”

“You trust me, mate,” ses Jack Bates; “if I don’t get that seventy-two pounds for you, you may call me a Dutchman.  Why, it’s fair robbery, I call it, sticking to your money like that.”

They spent the rest o’ the day together, and when evening came Charlie went off to the Cooks’.  Emma ’ad arf expected they was going to a theayter that night, but Charlie said he wasn’t feeling the thing, and he sat there so quiet and miserable they didn’t know wot to make of ’im.

“’Ave you got any trouble on your mind, Charlie,” ses Mrs. Cook, “or is it the tooth-ache?”

“It ain’t the toothache,” ses Charlie.

He sat there pulling a long face and staring at the floor, but all Mrs. Cook and Emma could do ’e wouldn’t tell them wot was the matter with ’im.  He said ’e didn’t want to worry other people with ’is troubles; let everybody bear their own, that was ’is motto.  Even when George Smith offered to go to the theayter with Emma instead of ’im he didn’t fire up, and, if it ‘adn’t ha’ been for Mrs. Cook, George wouldn’t ha’ been sorry that ’e spoke.

“Theayters ain’t for me,” ses Charlie, with a groan.  “I’m more likely to go to gaol, so far as I can see, than a theayter.”

Mrs. Cook and Emma both screamed and Sarah Ann did ’er first highstericks, and very well, too, considering that she ’ad only just turned fifteen.

“Gaol!” ses old Cook, as soon as they ’ad quieted Sarah Ann with a bowl o’ cold water that young Bill ‘ad the presence o’ mind to go and fetch.  “Gaol!  What for?”

“You wouldn’t believe if I was to tell you.” ses Charlie, getting up to go, “and besides, I don’t want any of you to think as ’ow I am worse than wot I am.”

He shook his ’cad at them sorrowful-like, and afore they could stop ’im he ’ad gone.  Old Cook shouted arter ’im, but it was no use, and the others was running into the scullery to fill the bowl agin for Emma.

Mrs. Cook went round to ’is lodgings next morning, but found that ’e was out.  They began to fancy all sorts o’ things then, but Charlie turned up agin that evening more miserable than ever.

“I went round to see you this morning,” ses Mrs. Cook, “but you wasn’t at ’ome.”

“I never am, ’ardly,” ses Charlie.  “I can’t be—­it ain’t safe.”

“Why not?” ses Mrs. Cook, fidgeting.

“If I was to tell you, you’d lose your good opinion of me,” ses Charlie.