George wanted to ask about the theayter, but ’e didn’t like to, and arter Gerty was dressed they went out and Ted paid the ’bus fares like a man.

“Here you are,” ses Gerty, as the ’bus stopped outside the theayter.  “Hurry up and get the tickets, George; ask for three upper circles.”

She bustled George up to the pay place, and as soon as she ’ad picked out the seats she grabbed ’old of the tickets and told George to make haste.

“Twelve shillings it is,” ses the man, as George put down arf a crown.

“Twelve?” ses George, beginning to stammer.  “Twelve?  Twelve?  Twel—?”

“Twelve shillings,” ses the man; “three upper circles you’ve ’ad.”

George was going to fetch Gerty back and ’ave cheaper seats, but she ’ad gone inside with young Ted, and at last, arter making an awful fuss, he paid the rest o’ the money and rushed in arter her, arf crazy at the idea o’ spending so much money.

“Make ’aste,” ses Gerty, afore he could say anything; “the band ’as just begun.”

She started running upstairs, and she was so excited that, when they got their seats and George started complaining about the price, she didn’t pay any attention to wot he was saying, but kept pointing out ladies’ dresses to ’im in w’ispers and wondering wot they ’ad paid for them.  George gave it up at last, and then he sat wondering whether he ’ad done right arter all in taking Bob’s gal away from him.

Gerty enjoyed it very much, but when the curtain came down after the first act she leaned back in her chair and looked up at George and said she felt faint and thought she’d like to ’ave an ice-cream.  “And you ’ave one too, dear,” she ses, when young Ted ’ad got up and beckoned to the gal, “and Ted ’ud like one too, I’m sure.”

She put her ’ead on George’s shoulder and looked up at ’im.  Then she put her ’and on his and stroked it, and George, reckoning that arter all ice-creams were on’y a ha’penny or at the most a penny each, altered ’is mind about not spending any more money and ordered three.

The way he carried on when the gal said they was three shillings was alarming.  At fust ’e thought she was ’aving a joke with ’im, and it took another gal and the fireman and an old gentleman wot was sitting behind ’im to persuade ’im different.  He was so upset that ’e couldn’t eat his arter paying for it, and Ted and Gerty had to finish it for ’im.

“They’re expensive, but they’re worth the money,” ses Gerty.  “You are good to me, George.  I could go on eating ’em all night, but you mustn’t fling your money away like this always.”

“I’ll see to that,” ses George, very bitter.

“I thought we was going to stand treat to each other?  That was the idea, I understood.”

“So we are,” ses Gerty.  “Ted stood the ’bus fares, didn’t he?”

“He did,” ses George, “wot there was of ’em; but wot about you?”

“Me?” ses Gerty, drawing her ’ead back and staring at ’im.  “Why, ’ave you forgot that cigar already, George?”