The Elevated Railway is worked by means of what is known to engineers as an “endless rope.” Might it not be well to work the murderers and robbers of New-York on the same principle?
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Abnormal.
One of the strangest anomalies in color known is to be observed at Mobile and other places on the Southern coast, where black men are frequently Bay pilots.
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KING OAKEY THE FIRST, OF IRELAND.
BY ALDERMAN ROONEY.
HOORAH!
the dawn begins to break,
Ould
Ireland’s sons at last awake,
And
from their sowls the shackles shake
That
long have kept them under.
Arise,
then, brave Phoenicians all,
Obey
your noble gineral’s call;
From
off the steps of City Hall
You
hear his voice of thunder!
O OAKEY, darlin’! you’re
the wan
To take ould Erin by the han’;
We’ll pummel the Britishers
every man,
And make you King
of Ireland!
Go
rowl the news across the say,
Of
how we spint the glorious day,
A
hundred thousand on Broadway,
And
more upon the Island.
Go
tell the lords in Parlamint,
Of
how Saint PATRICK’S day was spint,
And
see if they don’t reduce the rint
On
every fut of dry land.
O OAKEY, darlin’! you’re
the wan
To take ould Erin by the han’;
We’ll pummel the Britishers
every man,
And make you King
of Ireland!
Go
tell them how you raised the flag,
The
green above their crimson rag,
And
should they talk of Yankee brag,
We’ll
tache them how to rue it.
Go
tell them how all day you stud,
Wid
both your nate feet in the mud,
As
if it had been Saxon blood
And
you wor fightin’ thro’ it!
O OAKEY, darlin’! you’re
the wan
Who’ve tuk ould Erin
by the han’;
We’ll pummel the Britishers
every man.
And make you King
of Ireland!
Your
innimies say you’re not sincere,
Nor
care a straw for Irish here,
Unless
whin ’lection time is near,
And
Irish votes are wanted.
But
don’t you throuble yourself at all,
We’ll
drive your innimies to the wall;
We
know you better, OAKEY HALL,
Than
take sich stuff for granted.
No! OAKEY, darlin’,
you’re the wan
Who’ve tuk ould Erin
by the han’;
We’ll pummel the Britishers
every man,
And make you King
of Ireland!
They
say you want to be Mayor once more,
And
after that, to be Governore—
As
if you wouldn’t be needed before,
To
lade the Faynians over.
And
they say you raise this hullabaloo,
’Bout
Ireland’s wrongs, and Cuba’s too,
That
Irish fools might cotton to you,
And
you might sit in clover.