to put off the evil day. Sometimes the husband
is merely the careworn drudge who provides what the
wife squanders. Have you not known such a thing
as that a man should be laboring under an Indian sun,
and cutting down every personal expense to the last
shilling, that he might send a liberal allowance to
his wife in England; while she meanwhile was recklessly
spending twice what was thus sent her; running up
overwhelming accounts, dashing about to public balls,
paying for a bouquet what cost the poor fellow far
away much thought to save, giving costly entertainments
at home, filling her house with idle and empty-headed
scapegraces, carrying on scandalous flirtations; till
it becomes a happy thing, if the certain ruin she is
bringing on her husband’s head is cut short
by the needful interference of Sir Cresswell Cresswell?
There are cases in which tarring and feathering would
soothe the moral sense of the right-minded onlooker.
And even where things are not so bad as in the case
of which we have been thinking, it remains the social
curse of this age, that people with a few hundreds
a year determinedly act in various respects as if
they had as many thousands. The dinner given
by a man with eight hundred a year, in certain regions
of the earth which I could easily point out, is, as
regards food, wine, and attendance, precisely the
same as the dinner given by another man who has five
thousand a year. When will this end? When
will people see its silliness? In truth, you
do not really, as things are in this country, make
many people better off by adding a little or a good
deal to their yearly income. For in all probability
they were living up to the very extremity of their
means before they got the addition; and in all probability
the first thing they do, on getting the addition, is
so far to increase their establishment and their expense
that it is just as hard a struggle as ever to make
the ends meet. It would not be a pleasant arrangement,
that a man who was to be carried across the straits
from England to France should be fixed on a board so
weighted that his mouth and nostrils should be at
the level of the water, thus that he should be struggling
for life, and barely escaping drowning all the way.
Yet hosts of people, whom no one proposes to put under
restraint, do as regards their income and expenditure
a precisely analogous thing. They deliberately
weight themselves to that degree that their heads
are barely above water, and that any unforeseen emergency
dips their heads under. They rent a house a good
deal dearer than they can justly afford; and they
have servants more and more expensive than they ought;
and by many such things they make sure that their progress
through life shall be a drowning struggle: while,
if they would rationally resolve and manfully confess
that they cannot afford to have things as richer folk
have them, and arrange their way of living in accordance
with what they can afford, they would enjoy the feeling
of ease and comfort; they would not be ever on the