haunted her, and but for her pets she would have lived
a life of profound and monotonous tranquillity.
But this was a vast exception; in her life her pets
were the great item now;—her cat had its
own chair in the parlor and kitchen; her dog, a rug
and a basket never to be meddled with by man or beast;
her old crow, its special nest of flannel and cotton,
where it feebly croaked as soon as Miss Lucinda began
to spread the little table for her meals; and the
three kittens had their own playthings and their own
saucer as punctiliously as if they had been children.
In fact, Miss Manners had a greater share of kindness
for beasts than for mankind. A strange compound
of learning and unworldliness, of queer simplicity,
native penetration, and common sense, she had read
enough books to despise human nature as it develops
itself in history and theology, and she had not known
enough people to love it in its personal development.
She had a general idea that all men were liars, and
that she must be on her guard against their propensity
to cheat and annoy a lonely and helpless woman; for,
to tell the truth, in her good father’s over-anxiety
to defend her from the snares of evil men after his
death, his teachings had given her opinion this bias,
and he had forgotten to tell her how kindly and how
true he had found many of his own parishioners, how
few inclined to harm or pain him. So Miss Lucinda
made her entrance into life at Dalton, distrustful,
but not suspicious; and after a few attempts on the
part of the women who were her neighbors to be friendly
or intimate, they gave her up as impracticable:
not because she was impolite or unkind: they did
not themselves know why they failed, though she could
have told them; for, old maid as she was, poor and
plain and queer, she could not bring herself to associate
familiarly with people who put their teaspoons into
the sugar-bowl, helped themselves with their own knives
and forks, gathered up bits of uneaten butter and
returned them to the plate for next time, or replaced
on the dish pieces of cake half eaten or cut with
the knives they had just introduced into their mouths.
Miss Lucinda’s code of minor morals would have
forbidden her to drink from the same cup with a queen,
and have considered a pitchfork as suitable as a knife
to eat with, nor would she have offered to a servant
the least thing she had touched with her own lips
or her own implements of eating; and she was too delicately
bred to look on in comfort where such things were
practised. Of course these women were not ladies;
and though many of them had kind hearts and warm impulses
of goodness, yet that did not make up to her for their
social misdemeanors, and she drew herself more into
her own little shell, and cared more for her garden
and her chickens, her cats and her dog, than for all
the humanity of Dalton put together.