[Illustration:  A COOLNESS BETWEEN THE KING AND THE ARCHBISHOP.]

Trouble now arose between the king and the archbishop; a protracted coolness, during which the king’s pew grew gray with dust, and he had to baptize and confirm his own children in addition to his other work.

The king now summoned the prelates; but they excused themselves from coming on the grounds of previous engagements.  Then he summoned the nobles also, and gave the prelates one more chance, which they decided to avail themselves of.  Thus the “Constitutions of Clarendon” were adopted in 1164, and Becket, though he at first bolted the action of the convention, soon became reconciled and promised to fall into line, though he hated it like sin.

Then the Roman pontiff annulled the constitutions, and scared Becket back again into his original position.  This angered the king, who condemned his old archbishop, and he fled to France, where he had a tall time.  The Pope threatened to excommunicate Henry; but the latter told him to go ahead, as he did not fear excommunication, having been already twice exposed to it while young.

Finally a Becket was banished; but after six years returned, and all seemed again smooth and joyous; but Becket kept up the war indirectly against Henry, till one day he exclaimed in his wrath, “Is there no one of my subjects who will rid me of this insolent priest?” Whereupon four loyal knights, who were doubtless of Scotch extraction, and who therefore could not take a joke, thought the king in dead earnest, and actually butchered the misguided archbishop in a sickening manner before the altar.  This was in 1170.

Henry, who was in France when this occurred, was thoroughly horrified and frightened, no doubt.  So much so, in fact, that he agreed to make a pilgrimage barefoot to the tomb of a Becket; but even this did not place him upon a firm footing with the clergy, who paraded a Becket’s assassination on all occasions, and thus strengthened this opposition to the king.

[Illustration:  HENRY WALKING TO THE TOMB OF BECKET.]

CHAPTER XI.

CONQUEST OF IRELAND:  UNCOMFORTABLE EFFECTS FOLLOWING THE CULTIVATION OF AN ACQUISITORIAL PROPENSITY.

In 1173 occurred the conquest of Ireland, anciently called Hibernia.  These people were similar to the Britons, but of their history prior to the year 400 A.D. little is known.  Before Christ a race of men inhabited Ireland, however, who had their own literature, and who were advanced in the arts.  This was before the introduction of the “early mass” whiskers, and prior to the days when the Orangemen had sent forth their defiant peal.

[Illustration:  “EARLY MASS” WHISKERS.]

In the fifth century Ireland was converted by St. Patrick, and she became known as the Island of Saints and Scholars.  To say that she has become the island of pugilists and policemen to-day would be unjust, and to say that she has more influence in America than in Ireland would be unkind.  Surely her modern history is most pathetic.