“Why, the oddest thing you ever heard of,” said Freckles; “the whole insect tribe gone on a spree.  I’m supposing it’s my doings, but it all happened by accident, like.  You see, on the swale side of the line, right against me trail, there’s one of these scrub wild crabtrees.  Where the grass grows thick around it, is the finest place you ever conceived of for snakes.  Having women about has set me trying to clean out those fellows a bit, and yesterday I noticed that tree in passing.  It struck me that it would be a good idea to be taking it out.  First I thought I’d take me hatchet and cut it down, for it ain’t thicker than me upper arm.  Then I remembered how it was blooming in the spring and filling all the air with sweetness.  The coloring of the blossoms is beautiful, and I hated to be killing it.  I just cut the grass short all around it.  Then I started at the ground, trimmed up the trunk near the height of me shoulder, and left the top spreading.  That made it look so truly ornamental that, idle like, I chips off the rough places neat, and this morning, on me soul, it’s a sight!  You see, cutting off the limbs and trimming up the trunk sets the sap running.  In this hot sun it ferments in a few hours.  There isn’t much room for more things to crowd on that tree than there are, and to get drunker isn’t noways possible.”

“Weel, I be drawed on!” exclaimed Mrs. Duncan.  “What kind of things do ye mean, Freckles?”

“Why, just an army of black ants.  Some of them are sucking away like old topers.  Some of them are setting up on their tails and hind legs, fiddling with their fore-feet and wiping their eyes.  Some are rolling around on the ground, contented.  There are quantities of big blue-bottle flies over the bark and hanging on the grasses around, too drunk to steer a course flying; so they just buzz away like flying, and all the time sitting still.  The snake-feeders are too full to feed anything—­even more sap to themselves.  There’s a lot of hard-backed bugs—­beetles, I guess—­colored like the brown, blue, and black of a peacock’s tail.  They hang on until the legs of them are so wake they can’t stick a minute longer, and then they break away and fall to the ground.  They just lay there on their backs, fably clawing air.  When it wears off a bit, up they get, and go crawling back for more, and they so full they bump into each other and roll over.  Sometimes they can’t climb the tree until they wait to sober up a little.  There’s a lot of big black-and-gold bumblebees, done for entire, stumbling over the bark and rolling on the ground.  They just lay there on their backs, rocking from side to side, singing to themselves like fat, happy babies.  The wild bees keep up a steady buzzing with the beating of their wings.

“The butterflies are the worst old topers of them all.  They’re just a circus!  You never saw the like of the beauties!  They come every color you could be naming, and every shape you could be thinking up.  They drink and drink until, if I’m driving them away, they stagger as they fly and turn somersaults in the air.  If I lave them alone, they cling to the grasses, shivering happy like; and I’m blest, Mother Duncan, if the best of them could be unlocking the front door with a lead pencil, even.”