of poems, containing my old favorites, ‘Modern
Greece,’ and the ‘Ode to a Deserted Churn.’
These I read aloud several times to the miners, and
their longing to return sooner to a world where they
could get the rest of the volume became so strong,
that, as I was about to begin my fifth reading, they
consented to an expedient of escape which I had already
proposed once or twice in vain. This was to blow
us out by means of the fire-damp. The result of
the experiment I cannot yet fully report, as some confusion
ensued. Jones has disappeared, having been, as
I hope and believe, discharged upward, and I have
found the remains of only one miner, so that it seems
to have been a tolerable success, though I myself was
blown inward, owing to the premature explosion of
the train. In one respect the result was highly
satisfactory to me personally. Jones had all along
insisted that the vapor was antiphlogistic. Whichever
way he went, I think (fair-minded as he is) he must
be by this time convinced of his error, and I shall
accordingly enter him in my Report as discharged cured.
I may add, as an interesting scientific fact, that
his ascent was accompanied by such a sudden and violent
fall of the barometer (which he had in his lap) that
the instrument was broken. This would seem to
prove a considerable decrease in the weight of the
atmosphere at the moment of explosion. The darkness
was oppressive at first; but a happy thought occurred
to me. You know Jones’s poodle, and how
obese he is? Well, he was shot into my lap, where
he lay to all appearance dead. I had some matches
in my pocket and at once kindled the end of his tail,
which makes a very good candle, quite as good as average
dips,
tales, quales. By the light of this
I proceed to note down my first series of comments
as a tail-piece to your meteorological article in the
July ‘Atlantic,’ of which we received
a copy in due course, as the magazine has a large
circulation among our friars miner down here.
“METEOROLOGY ‘MADE EASY.’
“In glancing at the article on ‘Meteorology’
in the July number of the ‘Atlantic Monthly,’
I was so struck by the dashing style in which the
writer presents what he calls the ‘leading principles’
of the science, that, in spite of portentous errors,
I was tempted to follow his diversified flight to
its very close. Reading pencil in hand, I gathered
up a long list of mistakes in fact and in philosophy,
of which the following specimens, although but the
first fruits of a not very critical examination, may
serve to illustrate the carelessness—shall
I not say ignorance?—of the writer on the
topics in regard to which he proposes to enlighten
the general reader.
“1. According to our essayist, the weight
of the atmosphere is about 43/1000ths that of the
globe,—in other words, 1/23d part.
Now a simple calculation, or a reference to one of
the standard works on Physics, should have taught
him that the weight of the entire air is less than
one-millionth part of that of the earth,—that
is, fifty thousand times less than he states it
to be.”