from him, and society, and liberty; but he feeds and
clothes him, and keeps him out of mischief; and when
he has convinced him, by force and reason together,
that this life is for his good, he turns him out upon
the world a reformed man, and as confident of the
success of his handy-work, as the shoemaker of that
which he has just taken off the last, or the Parisian
barber in Sterne, of the buckle of his wig. “Dip
it in the ocean,” said the perruquier, “and
it will stand!” But we doubt the durability
of our projector’s patchwork. Will our
convert to the great principle of Utility work when
he is from under Mr. Bentham’s eye, because
he was forced to work when under it? Will he
keep sober, because he has been kept from liquor so
long? Will he not return to loose company, because
he has had the pleasure of sitting vis-a-vis with
a philosopher of late? Will he not steal, now
that his hands are untied? Will he not take the
road, now that it is free to him? Will he not
call his benefactor all the names he can set his tongue
to, the moment his back is turned? All this is
more than to be feared. The charm of criminal
life, like that of savage life, consists in liberty,
in hardship, in danger, and in the contempt of death,
in one word, in extraordinary excitement; and he who
has tasted of it, will no more return to regular habits
of life, than a man will take to water after drinking
brandy, or than a wild beast will give over hunting
its prey. Miracles never cease, to be sure; but
they are not to be had wholesale, or to order.
Mr. Owen, who is another of these proprietors and
patentees of reform, has lately got an American savage
with him, whom he carries about in great triumph and
complacency, as an antithesis to his New View of
Society, and as winding up his reasoning to what
it mainly wanted, an epigrammatic point. Does
the benevolent visionary of the Lanark cotton-mills
really think this natural man will act as a
foil to his artificial man? Does he for
a moment imagine that his Address to the higher
and middle classes, with all its advantages of
fiction, makes any thing like so interesting a romance
as Hunter’s Captivity among the North American
Indians? Has he any thing to shew, in all the
apparatus of New Lanark and its desolate monotony,
to excite the thrill of imagination like the blankets
made of wreaths of snow under which the wild wood-rovers
bury themselves for weeks in winter? Or the skin
of a leopard, which our hardy adventurer slew, and
which served him for great coat and bedding?
Or the rattle-snake that he found by his side as a
bedfellow? Or his rolling himself into a ball
to escape from him? Or his suddenly placing himself
against a tree to avoid being trampled to death by
the herd of wild buffaloes, that came rushing on like
the sound of thunder? Or his account of the huge
spiders that prey on bluebottles and gilded flies
in green pathless forests; or of the great Pacific
Ocean, that the natives look upon as the gulf that
parts time from eternity, and that is to waft them
to the spirits of their fathers? After all this,
Mr. Hunter must find Mr. Owen and his parallellograms
trite and flat, and will, we suspect, take an opportunity
to escape from them!