struck him as a sound and true one, or that he himself
appeared to think so. He used to plague Fuseli
by asking him after the origin of the Teutonic dialects,
and Dr. Parr, by wishing to know the meaning of the
common copulative, Is. Once at G——’s,
he defended Pitt from a charge of verbiage, and endeavoured
to prove him superior to Fox. Some one imitated
Pitt’s manner, to show that it was monotonous,
and he imitated him also, to show that it was not.
He maintained (what would he not maintain?) that young
Betty’s acting was finer than John Kemble’s,
and recited a passage from Douglas in the manner of
each, to justify the preference he gave to the former.
The mentioning this will please the living; it cannot
hurt the dead. He argued on the same occasion
and in the same breath, that Addison’s style
was without modulation, and that it was physically
impossible for any one to write well, who was habitually
silent in company. He sat like a king at his own
table, and gave law to his guests—and to
the world! No man knew better how to manage his
immediate circle, to foil or bring them out. A
professed orator, beginning to address some observations
to Mr. Tooke with a voluminous apology for his youth
and inexperience, he said, “Speak up, young
man!”—and by taking him at his word,
cut short the flower of orations. Porson was
the only person of whom he stood in some degree of
awe, on account of his prodigious memory and knowledge
of his favourite subject, Languages. Sheridan,
it has been remarked, said more good things, but had
not an equal flow of pleasantry. As an instance
of Mr. Horne Tooke’s extreme coolness and command
of nerve, it has been mentioned that once at a public
dinner when he had got on the table to return thanks
for his health being drank with a glass of wine in
his hand, and when there was a great clamour and opposition
for some time, after it had subsided, he pointed to
the glass to shew that it was still full. Mr.
Holcroft (the author of the Road to Ruin) was
one of the most violent and fiery-spirited of all
that motley crew of persons, who attended the Sunday
meetings at Wimbledon. One day he was so enraged
by some paradox or raillery of his host, that he indignantly
rose from his chair, and said, “Mr. Tooke, you
are a scoundrel!” His opponent without manifesting
the least emotion, replied, “Mr. Holcroft, when
is it that I am to dine with you? shall it be next
Thursday?”—“If you please, Mr.
Tooke!” answered the angry philosopher, and sat
down again.—It was delightful to see him
sometimes turn from these waspish or ludicrous altercations
with over-weening antagonists to some old friend and
veteran politician seated at his elbow; to hear him
recal the time of Wilkes and Liberty, the conversation
mellowing like the wine with the smack of age; assenting
to all the old man said, bringing out his pleasant
traits, and pampering him into childish self-importance,
and sending him away thirty years younger than he
came!