influence. He dedicates to some great man, and
receives his compliments in return. He appeals
to some great name, and the Under-graduates of the
two Universities look up to him as an oracle of wisdom.
He throws the weight of his verbal criticism and puny
discoveries in black-letter reading into the
gap, that is supposed to be making in the Constitution
by Whigs and Radicals, whom he qualifies without mercy
as dunces and miscreants; and so entitles himself
to the protection of Church and State. The character
of his mind is an utter want of independence and magnanimity
in all that he attempts. He cannot go alone, he
must have crutches, a go-cart and trammels, or he
is timid, fretful, and helpless as a child. He
cannot conceive of any thing different from what he
finds it, and hates those who pretend to a greater
reach of intellect or boldness of spirit than himself.
He inclines, by a natural and deliberate bias, to
the traditional in laws and government; to the orthodox
in religion; to the safe in opinion; to the trite in
imagination; to the technical in style; to whatever
implies a surrender of individual judgment into the
hands of authority, and a subjection of individual
feeling to mechanic rules. If he finds any one
flying in the face of these, or straggling from the
beaten path, he thinks he has them at a notable disadvantage,
and falls foul of them without loss of time, partly
to soothe his own sense of mortified self-consequence,
and as an edifying spectacle to his legitimate friends.
He takes none but unfair advantages. He twits
his adversaries (that is, those who are not in the
leading-strings of his school or party) with some personal
or accidental defect. If a writer has been punished
for a political libel, he is sure to hear of it in
a literary criticism. If a lady goes on crutches
and is out of favour at court, she is reminded of it
in Mr. Gilford’s manly satire. He sneers
at people of low birth or who have not had a college-education,
partly to hide his own want of certain advantages,
partly as well-timed flattery to those who possess
them. He has a right to laugh at poor, unfriended,
untitled genius from wearing the livery of rank and
letters, as footmen behind a coronet-coach laugh at
the rabble. He keeps good company, and forgets
himself. He stands at the door of Mr. Murray’s
shop, and will not let any body pass but the well-dressed
mob, or some followers of the court. To edge into
the Quarterly Temple of Fame the candidate
must have a diploma from the Universities, a passport
from the Treasury. Otherwise, it is a breach of
etiquette to let him pass, an insult to the better
sort who aspire to the love of letters—and
may chance to drop in to the Feast of the Poets.
Or, if he cannot manage it thus, or get rid of the
claim on the bare ground of poverty or want of school-learning,
he trumps up an excuse for the occasion, such
as that “a man was confined in Newgate a short
time before”—it is not a lie