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But did any one ever read such a string of “hows”? Why, that sentence was getting to be longer and more complicated than the game it was pretending not to describe; so here’s an end on’t, with the plain statement that the game (like that sentence) came finally to an end. But the effects of the contest did not end with the dying out of the cheers with which the victory of the scrub was greeted. And Tug’s elevation did not cease when he had been caught up on the shoulders of the crowd and carried all over the field, amid the wild cheers of the whole Academy. No more did Captain Clayton’s chagrin end with his awakening from the stupor into which he had been sent by the surprisingly good form of the scrub.
Clayton felt bitter enough at the exposure of his bad captaincy, but a still greater bitterness awaited him, and a still greater triumph awaited Tug, for the Athletic Association put their heads together and decided to have their little say. The result was published in the Kingston weekly, and Tug, after the overwhelming honor of being interviewed by a live reporter, read there the following screaming head-lines:
Scrub wipes the earth
with varsity!
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Kingston Football Team Meets with
a
Crushing Defeat at the Hands of
the Second Eleven.
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Score, 28 to 4.
* * * * *
Varsity outplayed at
every point.
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Popular Opinion Forces Captain Clayton
to Resign in Favor of
“Tug” Robinson.
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