Use of the Knowledge of my easy Temper than that
Lady ever pretended to. We had not been a Month
married, when she found in me a certain Pain to
give Offence, and an Indolence that made me bear
little Inconveniences rather than dispute about them.
From this Observation it soon came to that pass, that
if I offered to go abroad, she would get between
me and the Door, kiss me, and say she could not
part with me; and then down again I sat. In a
Day or two after this first pleasant Step towards
confining me, she declared to me, that I was all
the World to her, and she thought she ought to be
all the World to me. If, she said, my Dear loves
me as much as I love him, he will never be tired
of my Company. This Declaration was followed
by my being denied to all my Acquaintance; and it
very soon came to that pass, that to give an Answer
at the Door before my Face, the Servants would ask
her whether I was within or not; and she would answer
No with great Fondness, and tell me I was a good
Dear. I will not enumerate more little Circumstances
to give you a livelier Sense of my Condition; but
tell you in general, that from such Steps as these
at first, I now live the Life of a Prisoner of State;
my Letters are opened, and I have not the Use of Pen,
Ink and Paper, but in her Presence. I never
go abroad, except she sometimes takes me with her
in her Coach to take the Air, if it may be called
so, when we drive, as we generally do, with the Glasses
up. I have overheard my Servants lament my
Condition, but they dare not bring me Messages without
her Knowledge, because they doubt my Resolution to
stand by em. In the midst of this insipid Way
of Life, an old Acquaintance of mine, Tom Meggot,
who is a Favourite with her, and allowed to visit
me in her Company because he sings prettily, has roused
me to rebel, and conveyed his Intelligence to me in
the following Manner. My Wife is a great Pretender
to Musick, and very ignorant of it; but far gone
in the Italian Taste. Tom goes to Armstrong,
the famous fine Writer of Musick, and desires him to
put this Sentence of Tully [1] in the Scale
of an Italian Air, and write it out for my
Spouse from him. An ille mihi liber cui mulier
imperat? Cui leges imponit, praescribit, jubet,
vetat quod videtur? Qui nihil imperanti negare,
nihil recusare audet? Poscit? dandum est.
Vocat? veniendum. Ejicit? abeundum. Minitatur?
extimiscendum. Does he live like a Gentleman
who is commanded by a Woman? He to whom she gives
Law, grants and denies what she pleases? who can neither
deny her any thing she asks, or refuse to do any
thing she commands?
To be short, my Wife was extremely pleased with it; said the Italian was the only Language for Musick; and admired how wonderfully tender the Sentiment was, and how pretty the Accent is of that Language, with the rest that is said by Rote on that Occasion. Mr. Meggot is sent for to sing this Air, which he performs with mighty Applause;