`They told me you had been to her,
          And mentioned me to him: 
        She gave me a good character,
          But said I could not swim.

        He sent them word I had not gone
          (We know it to be true): 
        If she should push the matter on,
          What would become of you?

        I gave her one, they gave him two,
          You gave us three or more;
        They all returned from him to you,
          Though they were mine before.

        If I or she should chance to be
          Involved in this affair,
        He trusts to you to set them free,
          Exactly as we were.

        My notion was that you had been
          (Before she had this fit)
        An obstacle that came between
          Him, and ourselves, and it.

        Don’t let him know she liked them best,
          For this must ever be
        A secret, kept from all the rest,
          Between yourself and me.’

`That’s the most important piece of evidence we’ve heard yet,’ said the King, rubbing his hands; `so now let the jury—­’

`If any one of them can explain it,’ said Alice, (she had grown so large in the last few minutes that she wasn’t a bit afraid of interrupting him,) `I’ll give him sixpence. I don’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it.’

The jury all wrote down on their slates, `she doesn’t believe there’s an atom of meaning in it,’ but none of them attempted to explain the paper.

`If there’s no meaning in it,’ said the King, `that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn’t try to find any.  And yet I don’t know,’ he went on, spreading out the verses on his knee, and looking at them with one eye; `I seem to see some meaning in them, after all. “—­Said I could not swim—­” you can’t swim, can you?’ he added, turning to the Knave.

The Knave shook his head sadly. `Do I look like it?’ he said.  (Which he certainly did not, being made entirely of cardboard.)

`All right, so far,’ said the King, and he went on muttering over the verses to himself:  `"We know it to be true—­” that’s the jury, of course—­ “I gave her one, they gave him two—­” why, that must be what he did with the tarts, you know—­’

`But, it goes on “They all returned from him to you,"’ said Alice.

`Why, there they are!’ said the King triumphantly, pointing to the tarts on the table. `Nothing can be clearer than that.  Then again—­“Before she had this fit—­” you never had fits, my dear, I think?’ he said to the Queen.

`Never!’ said the Queen furiously, throwing an inkstand at the Lizard as she spoke. (The unfortunate little Bill had left off writing on his slate with one finger, as he found it made no mark; but he now hastily began again, using the ink, that was trickling down his face, as long as it lasted.)