Mrs. Warren's Profession eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 130 pages of information about Mrs. Warren's Profession.

Mrs. Warren's Profession eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 130 pages of information about Mrs. Warren's Profession.

Vivie.  No:  she won’t talk about it either. [Rising] However, I daresay you have good reasons for telling me nothing.  Only, mind this, Mr Praed, I expect there will be a battle royal when my mother hears of my Chancery Lane project.

Praed [ruefully] I’m afraid there will.

Vivie.  Well, I shall win because I want nothing but my fare to London to start there to-morrow earning my own living by devilling for Honoria.  Besides, I have no mysteries to keep up; and it seems she has.  I shall use that advantage over her if necessary.

Praed [greatly shocked] Oh no!  No, pray.  Youd not do such a thing.

Vivie.  Then tell me why not.

Praed. I really cannot.  I appeal to your good feeling. [She smiles at his sentimentality].  Besides, you may be too bold.  Your mother is not to be trifled with when she’s angry.

Vivie.  You can’t frighten me, Mr Praed.  In that month at Chancery Lane I had opportunities of taking the measure of one or two women v e r y like my mother.  You may back me to win.  But if I hit harder in my ignorance than I need, remember it is you who refuse to enlighten me.  Now, let us drop the subject. [She takes her chair and replaces it near the hammock with the same vigorous swing as before].

Praed [taking a desperate resolution] One word, Miss Warren.  I had better tell you.  It’s very difficult; but—­

[Mrs Warren and Sir George Crofts arrive at the gate.  Mrs Warren is between 40 and 50, formerly pretty, showily dressed in a brilliant hat and a gay blouse fitting tightly over her bust and flanked by fashionable sleeves.  Rather spoilt and domineering, and decidedly vulgar, but, on the whole, a genial and fairly presentable old blackguard of a woman.]

[Crofts is a tall powerfully-built man of about 50, fashionably dressed in the style of a young man.  Nasal voice, reedier than might be expected from his strong frame.  Clean-shaven bulldog jaws, large flat ears, and thick neck:  gentlemanly combination of the most brutal types of city man, sporting man, and man about town.]

Vivie.  Here they are. [Coming to them as they enter the garden] How do, mater?  Mr Praed’s been here this half hour, waiting for you.

Mrs Warren.  Well, if you’ve been waiting, Praddy, it’s your own fault:  I thought youd have had the gumption to know I was coming by the 3.10 train.  Vivie:  put your hat on, dear:  youll get sunburnt.  Oh, I forgot to introduce you.  Sir George Crofts:  my little Vivie.

[Crofts advances to Vivie with his most courtly manner.  She nods, but makes no motion to shake hands.]

Crofts.  May I shake hands with a young lady whom I have known by reputation very long as the daughter of one of my oldest friends?

Vivie [who has been looking him up and down sharply] If you like.

[She takes his tenderly proferred hand and gives it a squeeze that makes him open his eyes; then turns away, and says to her mother] Will you come in, or shall I get a couple more chairs? [She goes into the porch for the chairs].

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