and seventy-six thousand francs. It is the financial
delegate, Monsieur Jourde, who has the most brains
of the whole band, who planned this ingenious arrangement.
And, in truth, I consider that I have done all that
is in my power, and you are wrong in trying to humiliate
me by drawing comparisons between myself and Colle,
who had some good, in him, but who was in no way equal
to me.” My dear, good Commune, I do not
deny that, you have the most excellent intentions;
I approve the tobacco speculation and the funds drawn
from the public service money, in which you include,
I suppose, the profits made in your nocturnal visits
to the public and other coffers, and your fruitful
rounds in the churches. As to the tax levied
on railways, it inspires me with an admiration approaching
enthusiasm. But, for mercy’s sake, do not
allow yourself to stop there. Nothing is achieved
so long as anything remains to be done. You waste
your time in counting up the present sources of your
revenues, while so many opportunities remain of increasing
them. Are there no bankers, no stock-brokers,
no notaries, in Paris? Send a few of these honest
patriots of yours to the houses of the reactionaries.
A hundred thousand francs from one, two hundred thousand
francs from another; it is always worth the taking.
From small streams come great rivers. In your
place I would not neglect the shopkeepers’ tills
either, or the money-chests of the rich. They
are of the bourgeoisie, those people, and the
bourgeois are your enemies. Tax them, morbleu!
Tax them by all means. Have you not all your
friends and your friends’ friends to look after?
Is it false keys that fail you? But they are easily
made, and amongst your number you will certainly find
one or two locksmiths quite ready to help you.
Take Pilotel, for instance: a sane man, that!
There were only eight hundred francs in the escritoire
of Monsieur Chaudey, and he appropriated the eight
hundred francs. Thus, you see, how great houses
and good governments are founded. And when there
is no longer any money, you must seize hold of the
goods and furniture of your fellow-citizens.
You will find receivers of stolen goods among you,
no doubt. They told me yesterday that you had
sent the Titiens and Paul Veroneses of the Louvre
to London, in order to be able to make money out of
them. A most excellent measure, that I can well
explain to myself, because I can understand that Monsieur
Courbet must have a great desire to get rid of these
two painters, for whom he feels so legitimate and
profound a hatred. But, alas! it was but a false
report. You confined yourselves to putting up
for sale the materials composing the Column of the
Place Vendome; dividing them into four lots, two lots
of stone and cement, and two lots of metal. Two
lots only? Why! you know nothing about making
the best of your merchandise. There is something
better than stone and metal in this column. There
is that in it which a number of silly people used