only hope of the party is to get one of them elected
by some hocus-pocus in the House of Representatives.
The little boy, we suppose, is intended to represent
the party, which promises to be so conveniently small
that there will be an office for every member of it,
if its candidate should win. Did not the bell
convey a plain allusion to the leading name on the
ticket, we should conceive it an excellent type of
the hollowness of those fears for the safety of the
Union, in case of Mr. Lincoln’s election, whose
changes are so loudly rung,—its noise having
once or twice given rise to false alarms of fire, till
people found out what it really was. Whatever
profound moral it be intended to convey, we find in
it a similitude that is not without significance as
regards the professed creed of the party. The
industrious youth who operates upon it has evidently
some notion of the measured and regular motion that
befits the tongues of well-disciplined and conservative
bells. He does his best to make theory and practice
coincide; but with every jolt on the road an involuntary
variation is produced, and the sonorous pulsation
becomes rapid or slow accordingly. We have observed
that the Constitution was liable to similar derangements,
and we very much doubt whether Mr. Bell himself (since,
after all, the Constitution would practically be nothing
else than his interpretation of it) would keep the
same measured tones that are so easy on the smooth
path of candidacy, when it came to conducting the car
of State over some of the rough places in the highway
of Manifest Destiny, and some of those passages in
our politics which, after the fashion of new countries,
are rather
corduroy in character.
But, fortunately, we are not left wholly in the dark
as to the aims of the self-styled Constitutional party.
One of its most distinguished members, Governor Hunt
of New York, has given us to understand that its prime
object is the defeat at all hazards of the Republican
candidate. To achieve so desirable an end, its
leaders are ready to coalesce, here with the Douglas,
and there with the Breckinridge faction of that very
Democratic party of whose violations of the Constitution,
corruption, and dangerous limberness of principle they
have been the lifelong denouncers. In point of
fact, then, it is perfectly plain that we have only
two parties in the field: those who favor the
extension of slavery, and those who oppose it,—in
other words, a Destructive and a Conservative party.
We know very well that the partisans of Mr. Bell,
Mr. Douglas, and Mr. Breckinridge all equally claim
the title of conservative: and the fact is a
very curious one, well worthy the consideration of
those foreign critics who argue that the inevitable
tendency of democracy is to compel larger and larger
concessions to a certain assumed communistic propensity
and hostility to the rights of property on the part
of the working classes. But the truth is, that
revolutionary ideas are promoted, not by any unthinking