Grizzle: she could not, indeed, forbear crying
out, under these frequent and severe castigations;
nor could she refrain from soliciting the aid of three
or four favourite gentlemen saints, who, little to
the credit of their gallantry and good-nature, always
turned a deaf ear upon her plaints and entreaties;
not a word, however, of the inhuman conduct of her
worser half did she breathe to mortal
ear. Neighbours, however, have auricular organs
like walls and little pitchers, tongues like bells,
and a spice of meddling and mischief in them like asses;
so that no wise person will suppose the conduct of
Perez Donilla to his wife was long a secret in Madrid.
Juana had two brothers and a cousin resident in the
city—Gomez Arias, chief cook to his reverence
the Canon Fernando; Hernan Arias, head groom to Don
Miguel de Corcoba, a knight of Calatrava; and Pedro
Pedrillo, a young barber-surgeon, in business for
himself. Gomez and Hernan, hearing of Juana’s
misfortunes, said, like affectionate brothers.
“God help our poor sister, and may her own relations
help her also; for if they do not, nobody else
will, and she certainly can’t help herself.”
The like words they repeated to Pedro Pedrillo, until
he, being a sharp, handsome young fellow, and particularly
fond of showing forth his fine person and finer wit,
agreed to visit his cousin, and contrive some plan
to extricate her from the cruelty of Perez. Making
himself, therefore, as fascinating as possible, he
marched directly to the house, or rather cabin, of
Juana Donilla, and stood before her, smiling and watching
her small, thin fingers plaitting straw for hats,
some minutes ere she was aware of his presence.
“Pedro!” exclaimed she, with a countenance
and voice of pleasure, as she recognised the intruder.—“Ay,
Pedro it is, indeed, Juana; but, improved as
I am. O, mercy upon me, how black you
are looking!”—“Black,
cousin? Nay, then, I’m sure ’tis not
for want of washing. Come, come, Pedro, no jokes,
if you please.”—“By St. Jago,
fair cousin, I’m as far from a joke as I am from
a diploma; and my business in this house, as in most
houses, is no jest, I assure you. In a
word, the cries which you utter when suffering from
the insane fury of your sottish husband have reached
even me, and I’m come to offer you a little
advice and assistance. No denial of the fact,
Juana; those black bruises avouch it without a tongue.”—Juana
held down her head, colour mounted into her cheeks,
tears suffused her eyes, her bosom heaved convulsively,
and for some moments she was silent from confusion,
shame, grief, and gratitude. At length, withdrawing
her hand from the affectionate grasp of Pedro, and
dashing it athwart her eyes, she looked up and said
mildly, “Thanks, many thanks, dear cousin, for
your kindness. I cannot dissemble with you; what
would you have me do? I could not beat
him in return; and, oh! save him from the arm of my
brothers!”—“What have you always