about the yearnings and wishes that every immortal
soul at periods has, and he will simply tell you ‘Khoda
jane, hum greel admi,’ i.e. ‘God
knows; I am only a poor man!’ There they take
refuge always when you ask them anything puzzling.
If you are rating them for a fault, asking them to
perform a complicated task, or inquiring your way in
a strange neighbourhood, the first answer you get
will, ten to one, be ‘Hum greel admi.’
It is said almost instinctively, and no doubt in many
cases is the refuge of simple disinclination to think
the matter out. Pure laziness suggests it.
It is too much trouble to frame an answer, or give
the desired information, and the ‘greel admi’
comes naturally to the lip. It is often deprecatory,
meaning ’I am ignorant and uninformed,’
you must not expect too ’much from a poor, rude,
uncultivated man like me.’ It is often,
also, a delicate mode of flattery, which is truly
oriental, implying, and often conveying in a tone,
a look, a gesture, that though the speaker is ‘greel,’
poor, humble, despised, it is only by contrast to
you, the questioner, who are mighty, exalted, and
powerful. For downright fawning obsequiousness,
or delicate, implied, fine-strung, subtle flattery,
I will back a Hindoo sycophant against the courtier
or place-hunter of every other nation. It is
very annoying at times, if you are in a hurry, and
particularly want a direct answer to a plain question,
to hear the old old story, ‘I am a poor man,’
but there is nothing for it but patience. You
must ask again plainly and kindly. The poorer
classes are easily flurried; they will always give
what information they have if kindly spoken to, but
you must not fluster them. You must rouse their
minds to think, and let them fairly grasp the purport
of your inquiry, for they are very suspicious, often
pondering over your object, carefully considering
all the pros and cons as to your motive, inclination,
or your position. Many try to give an answer that
they think would be pleasing to you. If they
think you are weary and tired, and you ask your distance
from the place you may be wishing to reach, they will
ridiculously underestimate the length of road.
A man may have all the cardinal virtues, but if they
think you do not like him, and you ask his character,
they will paint him to you blacker than Satan himself.
It is very hard to get the plain, unvarnished truth
from a Hindoo. Many, indeed, are almost incapable
of giving an intelligent answer to any question that
does not nearly concern their own private and purely
personal interests. They have a sordid, grubbing,
vegetating life, many of them indeed are but little
above the brute creation. They have no idea beyond
the supply of the mere animal wants of the moment.
The future never troubles them. They live their
hard, unlovely lives, and experience no pleasures and
no surprises. They have few regrets; their minds
are mere blanks, and life is one long continued struggle
with nature for bare subsistence. What wonder