were mad, and for fear ready to make away with themselves;
[771]or landed in the mad haven in the Euxine sea
of Daphnis insana, which had a secret quality
to dementate; they are a company of giddy-heads, afternoon
men, it is Midsummer moon still, and the dog-days
last all the year long, they are all mad. Whom
shall I then except? Ulricus Huttenus [772]_nemo,
nam, nemo omnibus horis sapit, Nemo nascitur sine
vitiis, Crimine Nemo caret, Nemo sorte sua vivit contentus,
Nemo in amore sapit, Nemo bonus, Nemo sapiens, Nemo,
est ex omni parti beatus_, &c. [773]and therefore
Nicholas Nemo, or Monsieur Nobody shall go free, Quid
valeat nemo, Nemo referre potest? But whom
shall I except in the second place? such as are silent,
vir sapit qui pauca loquitur; [774]no better
way to avoid folly and madness, than by taciturnity.
Whom in a third? all senators, magistrates; for all
fortunate men are wise, and conquerors valiant, and
so are all great men, non est bonum ludere cum
diis, they are wise by authority, good by their
office and place, his licet impune pessimos esse,
(some say) we must not speak of them, neither is it
fit; per me sint omnia protinus alba, I will
not think amiss of them. Whom next? Stoics?
Sapiens Stoicus, and he alone is subject to
no perturbations, as [775]Plutarch scoffs at him, “he
is not vexed with torments, or burnt with fire, foiled
by his adversary, sold of his enemy: though he
be wrinkled, sand-blind, toothless, and deformed; yet
he is most beautiful, and like a god, a king in conceit,
though not worth a groat. He never dotes, never
mad, never sad, drunk, because virtue cannot be taken
away,” as [776]Zeno holds, “by reason of
strong apprehension,” but he was mad to say
so. [777]_Anticyrae caelo huic est opus aut dolabra_,
he had need to be bored, and so had all his fellows,
as wise as they would seem to be. Chrysippus
himself liberally grants them to be fools as well as
others, at certain times, upon some occasions, amitti
virtutem ait per ebrietatem, aut atribilarium morbum,
it may be lost by drunkenness or melancholy, he may
be sometimes crazed as well as the rest: [778]_ad
summum sapiens nisi quum pituita molesta_. I
should here except some Cynics, Menippus, Diogenes,
that Theban Crates; or to descend to these times, that
omniscious, only wise fraternity [779]of the Rosicrucians,
those great theologues, politicians, philosophers,
physicians, philologers, artists, &c. of whom S. Bridget,
Albas Joacchimus, Leicenbergius, and such divine spirits
have prophesied, and made promise to the world, if
at least there be any such (Hen. [780]Neuhusius makes
a doubt of it, [781] Valentinus Andreas and others)
or an Elias artifex their Theophrastian master; whom
though Libavius and many deride and carp at, yet some
will have to be “the [782]renewer of all arts
and sciences,” reformer of the world, and now
living, for so Johannes Montanus Strigoniensis, that
great patron of Paracelsus, contends, and certainly
avers [783]"a most divine man,” and the quintessence
of wisdom wheresoever he is; for he, his fraternity,
friends, &c. are all [784]"betrothed to wisdom,”
if we may believe their disciples and followers.
I must needs except Lipsius and the Pope, and expunge
their name out of the catalogue of fools. For
besides that parasitical testimony of Dousa,