Calphurnius and Democritus to laugh at. But when
I see so much blood spilt, so many murders and massacres,
so many cruel battles fought, &c. ’tis a fitter
subject for Heraclitus to lament. [6480]As Merlin
when he sat by the lake side with Vortigern, and had
seen the white and red dragon fight, before he began
to interpret or to speak, in fletum prorupit,
fell a weeping, and then proceeded to declare to the
king what it meant. I should first pity and bewail
this misery of human kind with some passionate preface,
wishing mine eyes a fountain of tears, as Jeremiah
did, and then to my task. For it is that great
torture, that infernal plague of mortal men, omnium
pestium pestilentissima superstitio, and able
of itself alone to stand in opposition to all other
plagues, miseries and calamities whatsoever; far more
cruel, more pestiferous, more grievous, more general,
more violent, of a greater extent. Other fears
and sorrows, grievances of body and mind, are troublesome
for the time; but this is for ever, eternal damnation,
hell itself, a plague, a fire: an inundation
hurts one province alone, and the loss may be recovered;
but this superstition involves all the world almost,
and can never be remedied. Sickness and sorrows
come and go, but a superstitious soul hath no rest;
[6481]_superstitione imbutus animus nunquam quietus
esse potest_, no peace, no quietness. True religion
and superstition are quite opposite, longe diversa
carnificina et pietas, as Lactantius describes,
the one erects, the other dejects; illorum pietas,
mera impietus; the one is an easy yoke, the other
an intolerable burden, an absolute tyranny; the one
a sure anchor, a haven; the other a tempestuous ocean;
the one makes, the other mars; the one is wisdom, the
other is folly, madness, indiscretion; the one unfeigned,
the other a counterfeit; the one a diligent observer,
the other an ape; one leads to heaven, the other to
hell. But these differences will more evidently
appear by their particular symptoms. What religion
is, and of what parts it doth consist, every catechism
will tell you, what symptoms it hath, and what effects
it produceth: but for their superstitions, no
tongue can tell them, no pen express, they are so
many, so diverse, so uncertain, so inconstant, and
so different from themselves. Tot mundi superstitiones
quot coelo stellae, one saith, there be as many
superstitions in the world, as there be stars in heaven,
or devils themselves that are the first founders of
them: with such ridiculous, absurd symptoms and
signs, so many several rites, ceremonies, torments
and vexations accompanying, as may well express and
beseem the devil to be the author and maintainer of
them. I will only point at some of them, ex
ungue leonem guess at the rest, and those of the
chief kinds of superstition, which beside us Christians
now domineer and crucify the world, Gentiles, Mahometans,
Jews, &c.