into the same [6297]Turkey paradise, “Where
they shall have as many fair wives as they will themselves,
with clear eyes, and such as look on none but their
own husbands,” no fear, no danger of being cuckolds;
or else I would have them observe that strict rule
of [6298]Alphonsus, to marry a deaf and dumb man to
a blind woman. If this will not help, let them,
to prevent the worst, consult with an [6299]astrologer,
and see whether the significators in her horoscope
agree with his, that they be not in signis et partibus
odiose intuentibus aut imperantibus, sed mutuo et
amice antisciis et obedientibus, otherwise (as
they hold) there will be intolerable enmities between
them: or else get them sigillum veneris,
a characteristical seal stamped in the day and hour
of Venus, when she is fortunate, with such and such
set words and charms, which Villanovanus and Leo Suavius
prescribe, ex sigillis magicis Salomonis, Hermetis,
Raguelis, &c., with many such, which Alexis, Albertus,
and some of our natural magicians put upon us:
ut mulier cum aliquo adulterare non possit, incide
de capillis ejus, &c., and he shall surely be
gracious in all women’s eyes, and never suspect
or disagree with his own wife so long as he wears
it. If this course be not approved, and other
remedies may not be had, they must in the last place
sue for a divorce; but that is somewhat difficult to
effect, and not all out so fit. For as Felisacus
in his tract de justa uxore urgeth, if that
law of Constantine the Great, or that of Theodosius
and Valentinian, concerning divorce, were in use in
our times, innumeras propemodum viduas haberemus,
et coelibes viros, we should have almost no married
couples left. Try therefore those former remedies;
or as Tertullian reports of Democritus, that put out
his eyes, [6300]because he could not look upon a woman
without lust, and was much troubled to see that which
he might not enjoy; let him make himself blind, and
so he shall avoid that care and molestation of watching
his wife. One other sovereign remedy I could
repeat, an especial antidote against jealousy, an excellent
cure, but I am not now disposed to tell it, not that
like a covetous empiric I conceal it for any gain,
but some other reasons, I am not willing to publish
it: if you be very desirous to know it, when
I meet you next I will peradventure tell you what
it is in your ear. This is the best counsel I
can give; which he that hath need of, as occasion
serves, may apply unto himself. In the mean time,—dii
talem terris avertite pestem, [6301]as the proverb
is, from heresy, jealousy and frenzy, good Lord deliver
us.
SECT. IV. MEMB. I.
SUBSECT. I.—Religious Melancholy. Its object God; what his beauty is; How it allures. The parts and parties affected.
That there is such a distinct species of love melancholy, no man hath ever yet doubted: but whether this subdivision of [6302]Religious Melancholy be warrantable, it may be controverted.