colour some, but no smell, others have a fragrant smell, but are unseemly to the eye; one is unsavoury to the taste as rue, as bitter as wormwood, and yet a most medicinal cordial flower, most acceptable to the stomach; so are men and women; one is well qualified, but of ill proportion, poor and base:  a good eye she hath, but a bad hand and foot, foeda pedes et foeda manus, a fine leg, bad teeth, a vast body, &c.  Examine all parts of body and mind, I advise thee to inquire of all.  See her angry, merry, laugh, weep, hot, cold, sick, sullen, dressed, undressed, in all attires, sites, gestures, passions, eat her meals, &c., and in some of these you will surely dislike.  Yea, not her only let him observe, but her parents how they carry themselves:  for what deformities, defects, encumbrances of body or mind be in them at such an age, they will likely be subject to, be molested in like manner, they will patrizare or matrizare. And withal let him take notice of her companions, in convictu (as Quiverra prescribes), et quibuscum conversetur, whom she converseth with. Noscitur ex comite, qui non cognoscitur ex se. [5746]According to Thucydides, she is commonly the best, de quo minimus foras habetur sermo, that is least talked of abroad.  For if she be a noted reveller, a gadder, a singer, a pranker or dancer, than take heed of her.  For what saith Theocritus?

[5747] “At vos festivae ne ne saltate puellae,
        En malus hireus adest in vos saltare paratus.”

Young men will do it when they come to it.  Fauns and satyrs will certainly play reaks, when they come in such wanton Baccho’s or Elenora’s presence.  Now when they shall perceive any such obliquity, indecency, disproportion, deformity, bad conditions, &c., let them still ruminate on that, and as [5748]Haedus adviseth out of Ovid, earum mendas notent, note their faults, vices, errors, and think of their imperfections; ’tis the next way to divert and mitigate love’s furious headstrong passions; as a peacock’s feet, and filthy comb, they say, make him forget his fine feathers, and pride of his tail; she is lovely, fair, well-favoured, well qualified, courteous and kind, “but if she be not so to me, what care I how kind she be?” I say with [5749]Philostratus, formosa aliis, mihi superba, she is a tyrant to me, and so let her go.  Besides these outward neves or open faults, errors, there be many inward infirmities, secret, some private (which I will omit), and some more common to the sex, sullen fits, evil qualities, filthy diseases, in this case fit to be considered; consideratio foeditatis mulierum, menstruae imprimis, quam immundae sunt, quam Savanarola proponit regula septima penitus observandam; et Platina dial. amoris fuse perstringit.  Lodovicus Bonacsialus, mulieb. lib. 2. cap. 2. Pet.  Haedus, Albertus, et infiniti fere medici. [5750]A lover, in Calcagninus’s Apologies, wished with all his heart he were his mistress’s ring, to hear, embrace, see, and do I know not what:  O thou fool, quoth the ring, if thou wer’st in my room, thou shouldst hear, observe, and see pudenda et poenitenda, that which would make thee loathe and hate her, yea, peradventure, all women for her sake.