a goodly person and a fair.” Maximinus
elected emperor, &c. Branchus the son of Apollo,
whom he begot of Jance, Succron’s daughter (saith
Lactantius), when he kept King Admetus’ herds
in Thessaly, now grown a man, was an earnest suitor
to his mother to know his father; the nymph denied
him, because Apollo had conjured her to the contrary;
yet overcome by his importunity at last she sent him
to his father; when he came into Apollo’s presence,
malas Dei reverenter osculatus, he carried himself
so well, and was so fair a young man, that Apollo
was infinitely taken with the beauty of his person,
he could scarce look off him, and said he was worthy
of such parents, gave him a crown of gold, the spirit
of divination, and in conclusion made him a demigod.
O vis superba formae, a goddess beauty is,
whom the very gods adore, nam pulchros dii amant;
she is Amoris domina, love’s harbinger,
love’s loadstone, a witch, a charm, &c.
Beauty is a dower of itself, a sufficient patrimony,
an ample commendation, an accurate epistle, as [4829]Lucian,
[4830]Apuleius, Tiraquellus, and some others conclude.
Imperio digna forma, beauty deserves a kingdom,
saith Abulensis, paradox. 2. cap. 110. immortality;
and [4831]"more have got this honour and eternity
for their beauty, than for all other virtues besides:”
and such as are fair, “are worthy to be honoured
of God and men.” That Idalian Ganymede
was therefore fetched by Jupiter into heaven, Hephaestion
dear to Alexander, Antinous to Adrian. Plato calls
beauty for that cause a privilege of nature, Naturae
gaudentis opus, nature’s masterpiece, a
dumb comment; Theophrastus, a silent fraud; still rhetoric
Carneades, that persuades without speech, a kingdom
without a guard, because beautiful persons command
as so many captains; Socrates, a tyranny, “which
tyranniseth over tyrants themselves;” which made
Diogenes belike call proper women queens, quod
facerent homines quae praeciperent, because men
were so obedient to their commands. They will
adore, cringe, compliment, and bow to a common wench
(if she be fair) as if she were a noble woman, a countess,
a queen, or a goddess. Those intemperate young
men of Greece erected at Delphos a golden image with
infinite cost, to the eternal memory of Phryne the
courtesan, as Aelian relates, for she was a most beautiful
woman, insomuch, saith [4832]Athenaeus, that Apelles
and Praxiteles drew Venus’s picture from her.
Thus young men will adore and honour beauty; nay kings
themselves I say will do it, and voluntarily submit
their sovereignty to a lovely woman. “Wine
is strong, kings are strong, but a woman strongest,”
1 Esd. iv. 10. as Zerobabel proved at large to King
Darius, his princes and noblemen. “Kings
sit still and command sea and land, &c., all pay tribute
to the king; but women make kings pay tribute, and
have dominion over them. When they have got gold
and silver, they submit all to a beautiful woman,
give themselves wholly to her, gape and gaze on her,