wild horses, one in disposition, another in habit;
one is melancholy, another mad; [395]and which of
us all seeks for help, doth acknowledge his error,
or knows he is sick? As that stupid fellow put
out the candle because the biting fleas should not
find him; he shrouds himself in an unknown habit,
borrowed titles, because nobody should discern him.
Every man thinks with himself, Egomet videor mihi
sanus, I am well, I am wise, and laughs at others.
And ’tis a general fault amongst them all, that
[396] which our forefathers have approved, diet, apparel,
opinions, humours, customs, manners, we deride and
reject in our time as absurd. Old men account
juniors all fools, when they are mere dizzards; and
as to sailors, ------terraeque urbesque recedunt------
they move, the land stands still, the world hath much
more wit, they dote themselves. Turks deride us,
we them; Italians Frenchmen, accounting them light
headed fellows, the French scoff again at Italians,
and at their several customs; Greeks have condemned
all the world but themselves of barbarism, the world
as much vilifies them now; we account Germans heavy,
dull fellows, explode many of their fashions; they
as contemptibly think of us; Spaniards laugh at all,
and all again at them. So are we fools and ridiculous,
absurd in our actions, carriages, diet, apparel, customs,
and consultations; we [397] scoff and point one at
another, when as in conclusion all are fools, [398]
“and they the veriest asses that hide their ears
most.” A private man if he be resolved
with himself, or set on an opinion, accounts all idiots
and asses that are not affected as he is, [399]------nil
rectum, nisi quod placuit sibi, ducit, that are
not so minded, [400](quodque volunt homines se
bene velle putant,) all fools that think not as
he doth: he will not say with Atticus, Suam
quisque sponsam, mihi meam, let every man enjoy
his own spouse; but his alone is fair, suus amor,
&c. and scorns all in respect of himself [401]will
imitate none, hear none [402]but himself, as Pliny
said, a law and example to himself. And that which
Hippocrates, in his epistle to Dionysius, reprehended
of old, is verified in our times, Quisque in alio
superfluum esse censet, ipse quod non habet nec curat,
that which he hath not himself or doth not esteem,
he accounts superfluity, an idle quality, a mere foppery
in another: like Aesop’s fox, when he had
lost his tail, would have all his fellow foxes cut
off theirs. The Chinese say, that we Europeans
have one eye, they themselves two, all the world else
is blind: (though [403]Scaliger accounts them
brutes too, merum pecus,) so thou and thy sectaries
are only wise, others indifferent, the rest beside
themselves, mere idiots and asses. Thus not acknowledging
our own errors and imperfections, we securely deride
others, as if we alone were free, and spectators of
the rest, accounting it an excellent thing, as indeed
it is, Aliena optimum frui insania, to make