impostor, and as his successors, Phaon, Podalirius,
Melampius, Menecrates, (another God), by charms, spells,
and ministry of bad spirits, performed most of their
cures. The first that ever wrote in physic to
any purpose, was Hippocrates, and his disciple and
commentator Galen, whom Scaliger calls Fimbriam
Hippocratis; but as [4088]Cardan censures them,
both immethodical and obscure, as all those old ones
are, their precepts confused, their medicines obsolete,
and now most part rejected. Those cures which
they did, Paracelsus holds, were rather done out of
their patients’ confidence, [4089]and good opinion
they had of them, than out of any skill of theirs,
which was very small, he saith, they themselves idiots
and infants, as are all their academical followers.
The Arabians received it from the Greeks, and so the
Latins, adding new precepts and medicines of their
own, but so imperfect still, that through ignorance
of professors, impostors, mountebanks, empirics, disagreeing
of sectaries, (which are as many almost as there be
diseases) envy, covetousness, and the like, they do
much harm amongst us. They are so different in
their consultations, prescriptions, mistaking many
times the parties’ constitution, [4090]disease,
and causes of it, they give quite contrary physic;
[4091]"one saith this, another that,” out of
singularity or opposition, as he said of Adrian, multitudo
medicorum principem interfecit, “a multitude
of physicians hath killed the emperor;” plus
a medico quam a morbo periculi, “more danger
there is from the physician, than from the disease.”
Besides, there is much imposture and malice amongst
them. “All arts” (saith [4092]Cardan)
“admit of cozening, physic, amongst the rest,
doth appropriate it to herself;” and tells a
story of one Curtius, a physician in Venice: because
he was a stranger, and practised amongst them, the
rest of the physicians did still cross him in all
his precepts. If he prescribed hot medicines they
would prescribe cold, miscentes pro calidis frigida,
pro frigidis humida, pro purgantibus astringentia,
binders for purgatives, omnia perturbabant.
If the party miscarried, Curtium damnabant,
Curtius killed him, that disagreed from them:
if he recovered, then [4093]they cured him themselves.
Much emulation, imposture, malice, there is amongst
them: if they be honest and mean well, yet a
knave apothecary that administers the physic, and makes
the medicine, may do infinite harm, by his old obsolete
doses, adulterine drugs, bad mixtures, quid pro
quo, &c. See Fuchsius lib. 1. sect. 1.
cap. 8. Cordus’ Dispensatory, and
Brassivola’s Examen simpl., &c. But
it is their ignorance that doth more harm than rashness,
their art is wholly conjectural, if it be an art,
uncertain, imperfect, and got by killing of men, they
are a kind of butchers, leeches, men-slayers; chirurgeons
and apothecaries especially, that are indeed the physicians’
hangman, carnifices, and common executioners;
though to say truth, physicians themselves come not
far behind; for according to that facete epigram of
Maximilianus Urentius, what’s the difference?