mention, amongst other matters, of the inhabitants,
and their manner of living, [4082]"which is dried
fish instead of bread, butter, cheese, and salt meats,
most part they drink water and whey, and yet without
physic or physician, they live many of them 250 years.”
I find the same relation by Lerius, and some other
writers, of Indians in America. Paulus Jovius
in his description of Britain, and Levinus Lemnius,
observe as much of this our island, that there was
of old no use of [4083]physic amongst us, and but little
at this day, except it be for a few nice idle citizens,
surfeiting courtiers, and stall-fed gentlemen lubbers.
The country people use kitchen physic, and common
experience tells vis, that they live freest from all
manner of infirmities, that make least use of apothecaries’
physic. Many are overthrown by preposterous use
of it, and thereby get their bane, that might otherwise
have escaped: [4084]some think physicians kill
as many as they save, and who can tell, [4085]_Quot
Themison aegros autumno occiderit uno_? “How
many murders they make in a year,” quibus
impune licet hominem occidere, “that may
freely kill folks,” and have a reward for it,
and according to the Dutch proverb, a new physician
must have a new churchyard; and who daily observes
it not? Many that did ill under physicians’
hands, have happily escaped, when they have been given
over by them, left to God and nature, and themselves;
’twas Pliny’s dilemma of old, [4086]"every
disease is either curable or incurable, a man recovers
of it or is killed by it; both ways physic is to be
rejected. If it be deadly, it cannot be cured;
if it may be helped, it requires no physician, nature
will expel it of itself.” Plato made it
a great sign of an intemperate and corrupt commonwealth,
where lawyers and physicians did abound; and the Romans
distasted them so much that they were often banished
out of their city, as Pliny and Celsus relate, for
600 years not admitted. It is no art at all,
as some hold, no not worthy the name of a liberal science
(nor law neither), as [4087]Pet. And. Canonherius
a patrician of Rome and a great doctor himself, “one
of their own tribe,” proves by sixteen arguments,
because it is mercenary as now used, base, and as fiddlers
play for a reward. Juridicis, medicis, fisco, fas
vivere rapto, ’tis a corrupt trade, no science,
art, no profession; the beginning, practice, and progress
of it, all is naught, full of imposture, uncertainty,
and doth generally more harm than good. The devil
himself was the first inventor of it: Inventum
est medicina meum, said Apollo, and what was Apollo,
but the devil? The Greeks first made an art of
it, and they were all deluded by Apollo’s sons,
priests, oracles. If we may believe Varro, Pliny,
Columella, most of their best medicines were derived
from his oracles. Aesculapius his son had his
temples erected to his deity, and did many famous cures;
but, as Lactantius holds, he was a magician, a mere