neighbours and fellows upon any terms, he would be
gone. The twelfth and last was (a suitor in conceit)
a right honest, civil, sober man, an excellent scholar,
and such a one as lived private in the university,
but he had neither means nor money to compass it;
besides he hated all such courses, he could not speak
for himself, neither had he any friends to solicit
his cause, and therefore made no suit, could not expect,
neither did he hope for, or look after it. The
good bishop amongst a jury of competitors thus perplexed,
and not yet resolved what to do, or on whom to bestow
it, at the last, of his own accord, mere motion, and
bountiful nature, gave it freely to the university
student, altogether unknown to him but by fame; and
to be brief, the academical scholar had the prebend
sent him for a present. The news was no sooner
published abroad, but all good students rejoiced, and
were much cheered up with it, though some would not
believe it; others, as men amazed, said it was a miracle;
but one amongst the rest thanked God for it, and said,
Nunc juvat tandem studiosum esse, et Deo integro
corde servire. You have heard my tale:
but alas it is but a tale, a mere fiction, ’twas
never so, never like to be, and so let it rest.
Well, be it so then, they have wealth and honour,
fortune and preferment, every man (there’s no
remedy) must scramble as he may, and shift as he can;
yet Cardan comforted himself with this, [3966]"the
star Fomahant would make him immortal,” and
that [3967]after his decease his books should be found
in ladies’ studies: [3968]_Dignum laude
virum Musa vetat mori_. But why shouldst thou
take thy neglect, thy canvas so to heart? It
may be thou art not fit; but a [3969]child that puts
on his father’s shoes, hat, headpiece, breastplate,
breeches, or holds his spear, but is neither able to
wield the one, or wear the other; so wouldst thou
do by such an office, place, or magistracy: thou
art unfit: “And what is dignity to an unworthy
man, but (as [3970] Salvianus holds) a gold ring in
a swine’s snout?” Thou art a brute.
Like a bad actor (so [3971]Plutarch compares such
men in a tragedy, diadema fert, at vox non auditur:
Thou wouldst play a king’s part, but actest a
clown, speakest like an ass. [3972]_Magna petis Phaeton
et quae non viribus istis_, &c., as James and John,
the sons of Zebedee, did ask they knew not what:
nescis temerarie nescis; thou dost, as another
Suffenus, overween thyself; thou art wise in thine
own conceit, but in other more mature judgment altogether
unfit to manage such a business. Or be it thou
art more deserving than any of thy rank, God in his
providence hath reserved thee for some other fortunes,
sic superis visum. Thou art humble as thou
art, it may be; hadst thou been preferred, thou wouldst
have forgotten God and thyself, insulted over others,
contemned thy friends, [3973]been a block, a tyrant,
or a demigod, sequiturque superbia formam:
[3974]"Therefore,” saith Chrysostom, “good
men do not always find grace and favour, lest they
should be puffed up with turgent titles, grow insolent
and proud.”