besides hail, wind, snow, thunder, lightning, &c.,
those strange fireworks, devilish petards, and such
like warlike machinations derived hence, of which read
Tartalea and others. Ernestus Burgravius, a disciple
of Paracelsus, hath published a discourse, in which
he specifies a lamp to be made of man’s blood,
Lucerna vitae et mortis index, so he terms
it, which chemically prepared forty days, and afterwards
kept in a glass, shall show all the accidents of this
life; si lampus hic clarus, tunc homo hilaris et
sanus corpore et animo; si nebulosus et depressus,
male afficitur, et sic pro statu hominis variatur,
unde sumptus sanguis; [3365]and which is most wonderful,
it dies with the party, cum homine perit, et evanescit,
the lamp and the man whence the blood was taken, are
extinguished together. The same author hath another
tract of Mumia (all out as vain and prodigious as the
first) by which he will cure most diseases, and transfer
them from a man to a beast, by drawing blood from
one, and applying it to the other, vel in plantam
derivare, and an Alexi-pharmacum, of which Roger
Bacon of old in his Tract. de retardanda senectute,
to make a man young again, live three or four hundred
years. Besides panaceas, martial amulets, unguentum
armarium, balsams, strange extracts, elixirs, and
such like magico-magnetical cures. Now what so
pleasing can there be as the speculation of these
things, to read and examine such experiments, or if
a man be more mathematically given, to calculate,
or peruse Napier’s Logarithms, or those tables
of artificial [3366]sines and tangents, not long since
set out by mine old collegiate, good friend, and late
fellow-student of Christ Church in Oxford, [3367]Mr.
Edmund Gunter, which will perform that by addition
and subtraction only, which heretofore Regiomontanus’s
tables did by multiplication and division, or those
elaborate conclusions of his [3368]sector, quadrant,
and cross-staff. Or let him that is melancholy
calculate spherical triangles, square a circle, cast
a nativity, which howsoever some tax, I say with [3369]Garcaeus,
dabimus hoc petulantibus ingeniis, we will in
some cases allow: or let him make an ephemerides,
read Suisset the calculator’s works, Scaliger
de emendatione temporum, and Petavius his adversary,
till he understand them, peruse subtle Scotus and
Suarez’s metaphysics, or school divinity, Occam,
Thomas, Entisberus, Durand, &c. If those other
do not affect him, and his means be great, to employ
his purse and fill his head, he may go find the philosopher’s
stone; he may apply his mind, I say, to heraldry,
antiquity, invent impresses, emblems; make epithalamiums,
epitaphs, elegies, epigrams, palindroma epigrammata,
anagrams, chronograms, acrostics, upon his friends’
names; or write a comment on Martianus Capella, Tertullian
de pallio, the Nubian geography, or upon Aelia
Laelia Crispis, as many idle fellows have essayed;
and rather than do nothing, vary a [3370]verse a thousand