we have in winter, and in most solitary times busy
our minds with, are cards, tables and dice, shovelboard,
chess-play, the philosopher’s game, small trunks,
shuttlecock, billiards, music, masks, singing, dancing,
Yule-games, frolics, jests, riddles, catches, purposes,
questions and commands, [3283]merry tales of errant
knights, queens, lovers, lords, ladies, giants, dwarfs,
thieves, cheaters, witches, fairies, goblins, friars,
&c., such as the old woman told Psyche in [3284]Apuleius,
Boccace novels, and the rest,
quarum auditione pueri
delectantur, senes narratione, which some delight
to hear, some to tell; all are well pleased with.
Amaranthus, the philosopher, met Hermocles, Diophantus
and Philolaus, his companions, one day busily discoursing
about Epicurus and Democritus’ tenets, very
solicitous which was most probable and came nearest
to truth: to put them out of that surly controversy,
and to refresh their spirits, he told them a pleasant
tale of Stratocles the physician’s wedding, and
of all the particulars, the company, the cheer, the
music, &c., for he was new come from it; with which
relation they were so much delighted, that Philolaus
wished a blessing to his heart, and many a good wedding,[3285]
many such merry meetings might he be at, “to
please himself with the sight, and others with the
narration of it.” News are generally welcome
to all our ears,
avide audimus, aures enim hominum
novitate laetantur ([3286]as Pliny observes),
we long after rumour to hear and listen to it, [3287]_densum
humeris bibit aure vulgus_. We are most part too
inquisitive and apt to hearken after news, which Caesar,
in his [3288]Commentaries, observes of the old Gauls,
they would be inquiring of every carrier and passenger
what they had heard or seen, what news abroad?
------“quid toto fiat in orbe,
Quid Seres, quid Thraces agant, secreta novercae,
Et pueri, quis amet,” &c.
as at an ordinary with us, bakehouse or barber’s
shop. When that great Gonsalva was upon some
displeasure confined by King Ferdinand to the city
of Loxa in Andalusia, the only, comfort (saith [3289]Jovius)
he had to ease his melancholy thoughts, was to hear
news, and to listen after those ordinary occurrences
which were brought him cum primis, by letters
or otherwise out of the remotest parts of Europe.
Some men’s whole delight is, to take tobacco,
and drink all day long in a tavern or alehouse, to
discourse, sing, jest, roar, talk of a cock and bull
over a pot, &c. Or when three or four good companions
meet, tell old stories by the fireside, or in the
sun, as old folks usually do, quae aprici meminere
senes, remembering afresh and with pleasure ancient
matters, and such like accidents, which happened in
their younger years: others’ best pastime
is to game, nothing to them so pleasant. [3290]_Hic
Veneri indulget, hunc decoquit alea_—many
too nicely take exceptions at cards, [3291]tables,
and dice, and such mixed lusorious lots, whom Gataker
well confutes. Which though they be honest recreations
in themselves, yet may justly be otherwise excepted
at, as they are often abused, and forbidden as things
most pernicious; insanam rem et damnosam, [3292]Lemnius
calls it. “For most part in these kind
of disports ’tis not art or skill, but subtlety,
cony-catching, knavery, chance and fortune carries
all away:” ’tis ambulatoria pecunia,