in illum locum sic induxit_; who brought them? in
auribus, in oculis omnium gesta, novae novitia;
new news lately done, our eyes and ears are full of
her cures, and who can relate them all? They have
a proper saint almost for every peculiar infirmity:
for poison, gouts, agues, Petronella: St. Romanus
for such as are possessed; Valentine for the falling
sickness; St. Vitus for madmen, &c. and as of old
[2824]Pliny reckons up Gods for all diseases, (Febri
fanum dicalum est) Lilius Giraldus repeats many
of her ceremonies: all affections of the mind
were heretofore accounted gods, [2825]love, and sorrow,
virtue, honour, liberty, contumely, impudency, had
their temples, tempests, seasons, Crepitus Ventris,
dea Vacuna, dea Cloacina, there was a goddess
of idleness, a goddess of the draught, or jakes, Prema,
Premunda, Priapus, bawdy gods, and gods for all [2826]
offices. Varro reckons up 30,000 gods: Lucian
makes Podagra the gout a goddess, and assigns her
priests and ministers: and melancholy comes not
behind; for as Austin mentioneth, lib. 4. de Civit.
Dei, cap. 9. there was of old Angerona dea,
and she had her chapel and feasts, to whom (saith [2827]Macrobius)
they did offer sacrifice yearly, that she might be
pacified as well as the rest. ’Tis no new
thing, you see this of papists; and in my judgment,
that old doting Lipsius might have fitter dedicated
his [2828]pen after all his labours, to this our goddess
of melancholy, than to his Virgo Halensis,
and been her chaplain, it would have become him better:
but he, poor man, thought no harm in that which he
did, and will not be persuaded but that he doth well,
he hath so many patrons, and honourable precedents
in the like kind, that justify as much, as eagerly,
and more than he there saith of his lady and mistress:
read but superstitious Coster and Gretser’s Tract
de Cruce, Laur. Arcturus Fanteus de
Invoc. Sanct. Bellarmine, Delrio dis.
mag. tom. 3. l. 6. quaest. 2. sect. 3. Greg.
Tolosanus tom. 2. lib. 8. cap. 24. Syntax.
Strozius Cicogna lib. 4. cap. 9. Tyreus, Hieronymus
Mengus, and you shall find infinite examples of cures
done in this kind, by holy waters, relics, crosses,
exorcisms, amulets, images, consecrated beads, &c.
Barradius the Jesuit boldly gives it out, that Christ’s
countenance, and the Virgin Mary’s, would cure
melancholy, if one had looked steadfastly on them.
P. Morales the Spaniard in his book de pulch.
Jes. et Mar. confirms the same out of Carthusianus,
and I know not whom, that it was a common proverb
in those days, for such as were troubled in mind to
say, eamus ad videndum filium Mariae, let us
see the son of Mary, as they now do post to St. Anthony’s
in Padua, or to St. Hilary’s at Poitiers in
France. [2829] In a closet of that church, there is
at this day St. Hilary’s bed to be seen, “to
which they bring all the madmen in the country, and
after some prayers and other ceremonies, they lay them