with rich Crassus, was even as poor when from, (which
many wondered at) as when he came first to him; he
never asked, the other never gave him anything; when
he travelled with Crassus he borrowed a hat of him,
at his return restored it again. I have had some
such noble friends’ acquaintance and scholars,
but most part (common courtesies and ordinary respects
excepted) they and I parted as we met, they gave me
as much as I requested, and that was—And
as Alexander ab Alexandro Genial. dier. l. 6. c.
16. made answer to Hieronymus Massainus, that
wondered, quum plures ignavos et ignobiles ad dignitates
et sacerdotia promotos quotidie videret, when other
men rose, still he was in the same state, eodem
tenore et fortuna cui mercedem laborum studiorumque
deberi putaret, whom he thought to deserve as well
as the rest. He made answer, that he was content
with his present estate, was not ambitious, and although
objurgabundus suam segnitiem accusaret, cum obscurae
sortis homines ad sacerdotia et pontificatus evectos,
&c., he chid him for his backwardness, yet he was
still the same: and for my part (though I be
not worthy perhaps to carry Alexander’s books)
yet by some overweening and well-wishing friends,
the like speeches have been used to me; but I replied
still with Alexander, that I had enough, and more
peradventure than I deserved; and with Libanius Sophista,
that rather chose (when honours and offices by the
emperor were offered unto him) to be talis Sophista,
quam tails Magistratus. I had as lief be still
Democritus junior, and privus privatus, si mihi
jam daretur optio, quam talis fortasse Doctor, talis
Dominus.—Sed quorsum haec? For
the rest ’tis on both sides facinus detestandum,
to buy and sell livings, to detain from the church,
that which God’s and men’s laws have bestowed
on it; but in them most, and that from the covetousness
and ignorance of such as are interested in this business;
I name covetousness in the first place, as the root
of all these mischiefs, which, Achan-like, compels
them to commit sacrilege, and to make simoniacal compacts,
(and what not) to their own ends, [2038]that kindles
God’s wrath, brings a plague, vengeance, and
a heavy visitation upon themselves and others.
Some out of that insatiable desire of filthy lucre,
to be enriched, care not how they come by it per
fas et nefas, hook or crook, so they have it.
And others when they have with riot and prodigality
embezzled their estates, to recover themselves, make
a prey of the church, robbing it, as [2039]Julian the
apostate did, spoil parsons of their revenues (in
keeping half back, [2040]as a great man amongst us
observes:) “and that maintenance on which they
should live:” by means whereof, barbarism
is increased, and a great decay of Christian professors:
for who will apply himself to these divine studies,
his son, or friend, when after great pains taken,
they shall have nothing whereupon to live? But
with what event do they these things?