are [1870] overthrown by those mad sports of hawking
and hunting; honest recreations, and fit for some
great men, but not for every base inferior person;
whilst they will maintain their falconers, dogs, and
hunting nags, their wealth, saith [1871]Salmutze,
“runs away with hounds, and their fortunes fly
away with hawks.” They persecute beasts
so long, till in the end they themselves degenerate
into beasts, as [1872]Agrippa taxeth them, [1873]Actaeon
like, for as he was eaten to death by his own dogs,
so do they devour themselves and their patrimonies,
in such idle and unnecessary disports, neglecting in
the mean time their more necessary business, and to
follow their vocations. Over-mad too sometimes
are our great men in delighting, and doting too much
on it. [1874]"When they drive poor husbandmen from
their tillage,” as [1875]Sarisburiensis objects,
Polycrat. l. 1. c. 4, “fling down country
farms, and whole towns, to make parks, and forests,
starving men to feed beasts, and [1876]punishing in
the mean time such a man that shall molest their game,
more severely than him that is otherwise a common hacker,
or a notorious thief.” But great men are
some ways to be excused, the meaner sort have no evasion
why they should not be counted mad. Poggius the
Florentine tells a merry story to this purpose, condemning
the folly and impertinent business of such kind of
persons. A physician of Milan, saith he, that
cured mad men, had a pit of water in his house, in
which he kept his patients, some up to the knees,
some to the girdle, some to the chin, pro modo
insaniae, as they were more or less affected.
One of them by chance, that was well recovered, stood
in the door, and seeing a gallant ride by with a hawk
on his fist, well mounted, with his spaniels after
him, would needs know to what use all this preparation
served; he made answer to kill certain fowls; the
patient demanded again, what his fowl might be worth
which he killed in a year; he replied 5 or 10 crowns;
and when he urged him farther what his dogs, horse,
and hawks stood him in, he told him 400 crowns; with
that the patient bad be gone, as he loved his life
and welfare, for if our master come and find thee
here, he will put thee in the pit amongst mad men
up to the chin: taxing the madness and folly of
such vain men that spend themselves in those idle
sports, neglecting their business and necessary affairs.
Leo Decimus, that hunting pope, is much discommended
by [1877]Jovius in his life, for his immoderate desire
of hawking and hunting, in so much that (as he saith)
he would sometimes live about Ostia weeks and months
together, leave suitors [1878]unrespected, bulls and
pardons unsigned, to his own prejudice, and many private
men’s loss. [1879]"And if he had been by chance
crossed in his sport, or his game not so good, he
was so impatient, that he would revile and miscall
many times men of great worth with most bitter taunts,
look so sour, be so angry and waspish, so grieved
and molested, that it is incredible to relate it.”