counterfeit honesty and humility. [1815]If that will
not serve, if once this humour (as [1816]Cyprian describes
it) possess his thirsty soul, ambitionis salsugo
ubi bibulam animam possidet, by hook and by crook
he will obtain it, “and from his hole he will
climb to all honours and offices, if it be possible
for him to get up, flattering one, bribing another,
he will leave no means unessay’d to win all.”
[1817]It is a wonder to see how slavishly these kind
of men subject themselves, when they are about a suit,
to every inferior person; what pains they will take,
run, ride, cast, plot, countermine, protest and swear,
vow, promise, what labours undergo, early up, down
late; how obsequious and affable they are, how popular
and courteous, how they grin and fleer upon every
man they meet; with what feasting and inviting, how
they spend themselves and their fortunes, in seeking
that many times, which they had much better be without;
as [1818]Cyneas the orator told Pyrrhus: with
what waking nights, painful hours, anxious thoughts,
and bitterness of mind, inter spemque metumque,
distracted and tired, they consume the interim of
their time. There can be no greater plague for
the present. If they do obtain their suit, which
with such cost and solicitude they have sought, they
are not so freed, their anxiety is anew to begin,
for they are never satisfied, nihil aliud nisi imperium
spirant, their thoughts, actions, endeavours are
all for sovereignty and honour, like [1819]Lues Sforza
that huffing Duke of Milan, “a man of singular
wisdom, but profound ambition, born to his own, and
to the destruction of Italy,” though it be to
their own ruin, and friends’ undoing, they will
contend, they may not cease, but as a dog in a wheel,
a bird in a cage, or a squirrel in a chain, so [1820]Budaeus
compares them; [1821]they climb and climb still, with
much labour, but never make an end, never at the top.
A knight would be a baronet, and then a lord, and
then a viscount, and then an earl, &c.; a doctor,
a dean, and then a bishop; from tribune to praetor;
from bailiff to major; first this office, and then
that; as Pyrrhus in [1822]Plutarch, they will first
have Greece, then Africa, and then Asia, and swell
with Aesop’s frog so long, till in the end they
burst, or come down with Sejanus, ad Gemonias scalas,
and break their own necks; or as Evangelus the piper
in Lucian, that blew his pipe so long, till he fell
down dead. If he chance to miss, and have a canvass,
he is in a hell on the other side; so dejected, that
he is ready to hang himself, turn heretic, Turk, or
traitor in an instant. Enraged against his enemies,
he rails, swears, fights, slanders, detracts, envies,
murders: and for his own part, si appetitum
explere non potest, furore corripitur; if he cannot
satisfy his desire (as [1823]Bodine writes) he runs
mad. So that both ways, hit or miss, he is distracted
so long as his ambition lasts, he can look for no
other but anxiety and care, discontent and grief in