(as Chrysost. serm. 30. in v.  Ephes. comments) Ut effeminatae ridendaeque ignaviae loco habeatur, nolle inebriari; ’tis now come to that pass that he is no gentleman, a very milk-sop, a clown, of no bringing up, that will not drink; fit for no company; he is your only gallant that plays it off finest, no disparagement now to stagger in the streets, reel, rave, &c., but much to his fame and renown; as in like case Epidicus told Thesprio his fellow-servant, in the [1417]Poet. Aedipol facinus improbum, one urged, the other replied, At jam alii fecere idem, erit illi illa res honori, ’tis now no fault, there be so many brave examples to bear one out; ’tis a credit to have a strong brain, and carry his liquor well; the sole contention who can drink most, and fox his fellow the soonest.  ’Tis the summum bonum of our tradesmen, their felicity, life, and soul, Tanta dulcedine affectant, saith Pliny, lib. 14. cap. 12. Ut magna pars non aliud vitae praemium intelligat, their chief comfort, to be merry together in an alehouse or tavern, as our modern Muscovites do in their mead-inns, and Turks in their coffeehouses, which much resemble our taverns; they will labour hard all day long to be drunk at night, and spend totius anni labores, as St. Ambrose adds, in a tippling feast; convert day into night, as Seneca taxes some in his times, Pervertunt officia anoctis et lucis; when we rise, they commonly go to bed, like our antipodes,

       “Nosque ubi primus equis oriens afflavit anhelis,
        Illis sera rubens ascendit lumina vesper.”

So did Petronius in Tacitus, Heliogabalus in Lampridius.

[1418]  ------“Noctes vigilibat ad ipsum
Mane, diem totum stertebat?”------

------“He drank the night away
Till rising dawn, then snored out all the day.”

Snymdiris the Sybarite never saw the sun rise or set so much as once in twenty years.  Verres, against whom Tully so much inveighs, in winter he never was extra tectum vix extra lectum, never almost out of bed, [1419] still wenching and drinking; so did he spend his time, and so do myriads in our days.  They have gymnasia bibonum, schools and rendezvous; these centaurs and Lapithae toss pots and bowls as so many balls; invent new tricks, as sausages, anchovies, tobacco, caviar, pickled oysters, herrings, fumados, &c.:  innumerable salt meats to increase their appetite, and study how to hurt themselves by taking antidotes [1420]"to carry their drink the better; [1421]and when nought else serves, they will go forth, or be conveyed out, to empty their gorge, that they may return to drink afresh.”  They make laws, insanas leges, contra bibendi fallacias, and [1422]brag of it when they have done, crowning that man that is soonest gone, as their drunken predecessors have done, —­[1423]_quid ego video_?  Ps. Cum corona Pseudolum ebrium tuum—.  And when they are dead, will have a can of wine with