by Aristotle, and his learned countryman Adrian Turnebus.
This roving humour (though not with like success) I
have ever had, and like a ranging spaniel, that barks
at every bird he sees, leaving his game, I have followed
all, saving that which I should, and may justly complain,
and truly, qui ubique est, nusquam est,[39]
which [40]Gesner did in modesty, that I have read
many books, but to little purpose, for want of good
method; I have confusedly tumbled over divers authors
in our libraries, with small profit, for want of art,
order, memory, judgment. I never travelled but
in map or card, in which mine unconfined thoughts have
freely expatiated, as having ever been especially delighted
with the study of Cosmography. [41]Saturn was lord
of my geniture, culminating, &c., and Mars principal
significator of manners, in partile conjunction with
my ascendant; both fortunate in their houses, &c.
I am not poor, I am not rich; nihil est, nihil
deest, I have little, I want nothing: all
my treasure is in Minerva’s tower. Greater
preferment as I could never get, so am I not in debt
for it, I have a competence (laus Deo) from
my noble and munificent patrons, though I live still
a collegiate student, as Democritus in his garden,
and lead a monastic life, ipse mihi theatrum,
sequestered from those tumults and troubles of the
world, Et tanquam in specula positus, ([42]as
he said) in some high place above you all, like Stoicus
Sapiens, omnia saecula, praeterita presentiaque
videns, uno velut intuitu, I hear and see what
is done abroad, how others [43]run, ride, turmoil,
and macerate themselves in court and country, far from
those wrangling lawsuits, aulia vanitatem, fori
ambitionem, ridere mecum soleo: I laugh at
all, [44]only secure, lest my suit go amiss, my ships
perish, corn and cattle miscarry, trade decay, I have
no wife nor children good or bad to provide for.
A mere spectator of other men’s fortunes and
adventures, and how they act their parts, which methinks
are diversely presented unto me, as from a common
theatre or scene. I hear new news every day,
and those ordinary rumours of war, plagues, fires,
inundations, thefts, murders, massacres, meteors,
comets, spectrums, prodigies, apparitions, of towns
taken, cities besieged in France, Germany, Turkey,
Persia, Poland, &c., daily musters and preparations,
and such like, which these tempestuous times afford,
battles fought, so many men slain, monomachies, shipwrecks,
piracies and sea-fights; peace, leagues, stratagems,
and fresh alarms. A vast confusion of vows, wishes,
actions, edicts, petitions, lawsuits, pleas, laws,
proclamations, complaints, grievances are daily brought
to our ears. New books every day, pamphlets,
corantoes, stories, whole catalogues of volumes of
all sorts, new paradoxes, opinions, schisms, heresies,
controversies in philosophy, religion, &c. Now
come tidings of weddings, maskings, mummeries, entertainments,
jubilees, embassies, tilts and tournaments, trophies,