The house plunged him into debt for twenty years; and a man-servant being too expensive, the ‘wise Wit’ caught up a country girl, made like a mile-stone, and christened her ‘Bunch,’ and Bunch became the best butler in the county.

He next set up a carriage, which he christened the ‘Immortal,’ for it grew, from being only an ancient green chariot, supposed to have been the earliest invention of the kind, to be known by all the neighbours; the village dogs barked at it, the village boys cheered it, and ’we had no false shame.’

One could linger over the annals of Sydney Smith’s useful, happy life at Foston-le-Clay, visited there indeed by Mackintosh, and each day achieving a higher and higher reputation in literature.  We see him as a magistrate, ‘no friend to game,’ as a country squire in Suffolk solemnly said of a neighbour, but a friend to man; with a pitying heart, that forbade him to commit young delinquents to gaol, though he would lecture them severely, and call out, in bad cases, ’John, bring me out my private gallows,’ which brought the poor boys on their knees.  We behold him making visits, and even tours, in the ‘Immortal,’ and receiving Lord and Lady Carlisle in their coach and four, which had stuck in the middle of a ploughed field, there being scarcely any road, only a lane up to the house.  Behold him receiving his poor friend, Francis Homer, who came to take his last leave of him, and died at Pisa, in 1817, after earning honours, paid, as Sir James Mackintosh remarked, to intrinsic claims alone—­’a man of obscure birth, who never filled an office.’  See Sydney Smith, in 1816, from the failure of the harvest (he who was in London ’a walking patty’), sitting down with his family to repast without bread, thin, unleavened cakes being the substitute.  See his cheerfulness, his submission to many privations:  picture him to ourselves trying to ride, but falling off incessantly; but obliged to leave off riding ’for the good of his family, and the peace of his parish’ (he had christened his horse, ’Calamity’).  See him suddenly prostrate from that steed in the midst of the streets of York, ’to the great joy of Dissenters,’ he declares:  another time flung as if he had been a shuttlecock, into a neighbouring parish, very glad that it was not a neighbouring planet, for somehow or other his horse and he had a ‘trick of parting company.’  ‘I used,’ he wrote, ’to think a fall from a horse dangerous, but much experience has convinced me to the contrary.  I have had six falls in two years, and just behaved like the Three per Cents., when they fell—­I got up again, and am not a bit the worse for it, any more than the stock in question.’

This country life was varied by many visits.  In 1820 he went to visit Lord Grey, then to Edinburgh, to Jeffrey travelling by the coach, a gentleman, with whom he had been talking, said, ’There is a very clever fellow lives near here, Sydney Smith, I believe; a devilish odd fellow.’—­’He may be an odd fellow,’ cried Sydney, taking off his hat, ‘but here he is, odd as he is, at your service.’